Whores.

[Your Mum]

Your mum...

will have a few stories to tell!!!!

 

[Your Mum]

I came out of a club in Spain in the early hours and was approached by

your mum

offering me "really good sex" whilst trying to usher me down a dark alley. A dark alley with a group of blokes stood down the other end. I declined her offer of "really good sex" and headed to my hotel with all my belongings

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Ok, solid start to the story. Do continue.

Unfortunately, for the more prurient of us, that's where the story ends!

How do you know she was a whore?

Either her lack of clothing, i.e. her skirt and knickers were on the floor and the fact she was fiddling about 'down there' whilst trying to pee, gave the game away. I may have been mistaken regarding her profession, but i don't think so. That and the fact that it was about 4 am in the morning.

Cover blown!

Sir, or madam, I kindly refer you to my response to [MENTION=272]Gritt23[/MENTION].

 

[BLOCK F]

Union Street

Yup; I know Union St!

 

[daveinprague]

When I first came here, there was plenty of Roma whores in Wenceslas. I used to go the reggae bar in Kravlovska which mean walking up Wenceslas. Same woman came up to me every night I went there saying 'sex'?
On the 4th time, I said, yeah ok, do you speak English?
Yes Yes!
Ok, if you want me for a quicky its 900kc, all night is 3000kc.
?? No, you pay me!
Pay you?? Are you mad??

She spat at me

 

[mothy]

I've never been to Plymouth. But that's useful info should i ever go.

Thanks

 

[LamieRobertson]

Yesterday, as I was just pulling in a quite respectable area of Plymouth, I heared a girl shouting, looking in my wing mirror I saw a girl running down the middle of the road.
She poked her head inside my van and said that she desperately needed cash and would I like some 'business', it took a few seconds for the penny to drop and I said no, ok then how about a 'blowie' for £20, no! I replied again, ok £10, final offer, I respectfully declined again and drove off.
Have you any whore stories?

Near an Asda?

 

[Motogull]

When my wife was giving birth in the women's hospital Liverpool, I nipped to the toilet. I was surprised to find a naked from the waist down whore taking a pee in the urinal.

A naked what? Nurse? Fireman? Cabinet Minister? Nun? Midget? South African?

 

[ManOfSussex]

When I first came here, there was plenty of Roma whores in Wenceslas. I used to go the reggae bar in Kravlovska which mean walking up Wenceslas. Same woman came up to me every night I went there saying 'sex'?
On the 4th time, I said, yeah ok, do you speak English?
Yes Yes!
Ok, if you want me for a quicky its 900kc, all night is 3000kc.
?? No, you pay me!
Pay you?? Are you mad??

She spat at me

We got violently attacked by some Roma hookers on Wenceslas Square outside C&A one night - they wouldn't take 'no' or subsequently '***k off' for an answer and the various sexual proportions turned into one of just 'Money!' and 'Wallets!' and they started hitting us and one appeared to have a handbag and was reaching into it to get something out - we assumed a knife - but fortunately a police car passed and they vanished.

They ripped my mates shirt during the melee. Fortunately he folded it up and packed it safely in his suitcase on returning to the Meran Hotel and subsequently took it back to Next in Eastbourne upon our return to The UK saying it was faulty. Full refund and no questions asked.

 

[Justice]

Yesterday, as I was just pulling away from a customers house in a quite respectable area of Plymouth, I heared a girl shouting, looking in my wing mirror I saw a girl running down the middle of the road.
She poked her head inside my van and said that she desperately needed cash and would I like some 'business', it took a few seconds for the penny to drop and I said no, ok then how about a 'blowie' for £20, no! I replied again, ok £10, final offer, I respectfully declined again and drove off.
Have you any whore stories?

A tenner with a dose of hepatitis thrown in how could you resist

 

[Weststander]

When I first came here, there was plenty of Roma whores in Wenceslas. I used to go the reggae bar in Kravlovska which mean walking up Wenceslas. Same woman came up to me every night I went there saying 'sex'?
On the 4th time, I said, yeah ok, do you speak English?
Yes Yes!
Ok, if you want me for a quicky its 900kc, all night is 3000kc.
?? No, you pay me!
Pay you?? Are you mad??

She spat at me

Did her fury culminate in a Romany curse?

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Not sure I believe you. Exactly where in Plymouth?

No doubt in the aptly named Penny Come Quick area

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Not sure I believe you. Exactly where in Plymouth?

Gordon Terrace.
Ok not the best of areas granted but by no means a whore area.
Lots of big houses converted into flats, maybe she lived in one of those.
The whore area is Millbay docks (outside Bathwick Tyres to be accurate) but this road is a long way from there.
She was 'orrible, early twenties with scabs in her face (is that a sign of a heroin user?)
But this one was actually running down the middle of the road shouting at me to stop as I was pulling away (no pun intended)
It was 1pm maybe she had just woken up and needed a fix.
Feel free to Google map Gordon Terrace.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Back in the 80's when the construction industry in London was a laugh to work in, and when clients insisted on taking us to places like the Stork Club, Hirondelles, the Burlesque Club, Naughty Lunches, the Directors Lodge and other such reputable establishments, I would often come too about 3am sitting next to some scantily clad female who would suggest meeting outside the Hilton as the girls weren't allowed to leave with guests. I would mumble something like"O.K, see you in 20mins" and then get a cab straight home.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

No doubt in the aptly named Penny Come Quick area

Mutley is where all the old dogs hang out.

 

[Super Steve Earle]

Plymouth Ho!

 

[Wilko]

Funnily enough I got offered sex near Brighton station middle of the afternoon last week,I don't think that has ever happened to me in Brighton,other cities in Europe it is obviously very common but I was quite shocked.

 

[El Presidente]

Funnily enough I got offered sex near Brighton station middle of the afternoon last week,I don't think that has ever happened to me in Brighton,other cities in Europe it is obviously very common but I was quite shocked.

Sorry, I was skint, bit disappointed you turned me down though.

 

[Justice]

Joking apart it's quite sad really someone's daughter and all that

 

[Triggaaar]

She was 'orrible, early twenties with scabs in her face (is that a sign of a heroin user?)
...
Feel free to Google map Gordon Terrace.

Nah, I seem to have lost interest.