Whores.

[Raleigh Chopper]

Yesterday, as I was just pulling away from a customers house in a quite respectable area of Plymouth, I heared a girl shouting, looking in my wing mirror I saw a girl running down the middle of the road.
She poked her head inside my van and said that she desperately needed cash and would I like some 'business', it took a few seconds for the penny to drop and I said no, ok then how about a 'blowie' for £20, no! I replied again, ok £10, final offer, I respectfully declined again and drove off.
Have you any whore stories?

 

[Triggaaar]

Not sure I believe you. Exactly where in Plymouth?

 

[kingcole]

What a tight arse.

How much was you hoping to pay?

 

[TomandJerry]

Got a threesome for two packs of fags

 

[The Birdman]

Not sure I believe you. Exactly where in Plymouth?

Union Street

 

[Durlston]

I'll state the obvious.....

 

[Albumen]

Yesterday, as I was just pulling away from a customers house in a quite respectable area of Plymouth, I heared a girl shouting, looking in my wing mirror I saw a girl running down the middle of the road.
She poked her head inside my van and said that she desperately needed cash and would I like some 'business', it took a few seconds for the penny to drop and I said no, ok then how about a 'blowie' for £20, no! I replied again, ok £10, final offer, I respectfully declined again and drove off.
Have you any whore stories?

Filth.

 

[Chicken Run]

Little Preston st, Brighton will have a few stories to tell!!!!

 

[Triggaaar]

Have you any whore stories?

I'm just looking forward to Your mum posting 'your mum'. It's going to be hilarious.

 

[RONALDEANO]

I came out of a club in Spain in the early hours and was approached by a girl offering me "really good sex" whilst trying to usher me down a dark alley. A dark alley with a group of blokes stood down the other end. I declined her offer of "really good sex" and headed to my hotel with all my belongings

 

[AmexRuislip]

I came out of a club in Spain in the early hours and was approached by a girl offering me "really good sex" whilst trying to usher me down a dark alley. A dark alley with a group of blokes stood down the other end. I declined her offer of "really good sex" and headed to my hotel with all my belongings

Barcelona has gone to the dogs these days

 

[RONALDEANO]

Barcelona has gone to the dogs these days

I was actually very close to Barcelona!

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

When my wife was giving birth in the women's hospital Liverpool, I nipped to the toilet. I was surprised to find a naked from the waist down whore taking a pee in the urinal.

 

[Gritt23]

When my wife was giving birth in the women's hospital Liverpool, I nipped to the toilet. I was surprised to find a naked from the waist down whore taking a pee in the urinal.

Ok, solid start to the story. Do continue.

 

[Giraffe]

When my wife was giving birth in the women's hospital Liverpool, I nipped to the toilet. I was surprised to find a naked from the waist down whore taking a pee in the urinal.

How do you know she was a whore?

 

[Mr deez]

How do you know she was a whore?

Cover blown!

 

[Gotsmanov]

What a tight arse.

How much was you hoping to pay?

£1000 and a set of tracksuits.

Oh. Wait.

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[Weststander]

On holiday with friends in Benalmadena, a mate who was a magnet to hookers (and he wasn't averse to using them) had two incidents we thought funny:

1. He was staggering home after nightclubbing and in the dark heard some shrubs/trees talking to him. "Ssss, you f*cky f*cky" which was repeated. In his drunken haze, he finally realised that a hooker was hiding in there, trying to entice his business.

2. Same holiday, he went to a dodgy club after separating from us. He was elated that some scantily clad women were taking an interest in him. The penny dropped when the women and the club owner starting talking about him in Spanish. Luckily for him and unluckily for them, he was a fluent Spanish speaker and learnt that they were about to fleece him. He told them to F off and scarpered.

 

[Stat Brother]

This thread is going to be right up there with the hooligan ones, when it comes to the disparity between posts and views.

 

[Whitechapel]

Is Whore Story the adult version of Toy Story, about Andy's mum and her toys, who also happened to be called Woody and Buzz?