[Politics] Who would be in your celebrity Cabinet?

[Dick Head]

• PM: Big Ronnie
• Deputy PM: Big Brayden
• Chancellor: Gary Stevenson
• Foreign Secretary: Bald and Bankrupt
• Home Secretary: James O'Brien
• Levelling Up, Housing and Communities: Isambard Kingdom Brunel
• Environment, Food and Rural Affairs: Jack Hargreaves
• Culture, Media and Sport : Eve Muirhead
• Enterprise and Net Zero: Dale Vince
• Defence: Perun
• Cabinet Office: Gordon Ramsay
• Education: Ray Mears
• Justice: Horace Rumpole
• Health and Social Care: Gillian McKeith
• Women and Equalities: Andrew Tate
• Work and Pensions: Vicky Pollard
• Minister for Common Sense: Confucius

 

[crodonilson]

PM: Ruel Fox
Chancellor: Moira Stewart
Foreign Secretary: Rustie Lee
Home Secretary: Liz Costa
Education Secretary: Stephen Mulhern
Health Secretary: Rylan
Culture, Media and Sport: Rylan
Justice: Rylan
Work and Pensions: Jordan

 

[Nobby]

PM: Harry Pearce (Spooks)

Chancellor: Gordon Brown (come on, he may be a figment of our imagination now, but...)

Foreign Secretary: James Bond

Home Secretary: Jane Marple

Levelling Up, Housing and Communities: Archimedes

Environment, Food and Rural Affairs: Conan the Barbarian

Culture, Media and Sport : David Baddiel

Enterprise and Net Zero: Tony Bloom

Defence: Robocop

Cabinet Office: Sir Humphrey Appleby

Education: Professor Severus Snape

Archimedes -

 

[Glawstergull]

Chancellor

 

[Worried Man Blues]

Number 1 was Peter Ward......Number Two was Peter Ward etc

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Was he the Chancellor who left the “cupboard is bare” message.
Another one incoming…..

Severus Snape - BTW - brilliant……

No, that was Alistair Darling.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Archimedes -

I'm glad somebody spotted that or I would have felt my work here is wasted

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

No, that was Alistair Darling.

Thanks Thunder.

 

[GT49er]

PM Jim Hacker.

No competition!

 

[crodonilson]

Environment, Food and Rural Affairs - Jeremy Clarkson (farm version not TG/GT)

Jeremy Clarkson unveils Christmas menu for his pub The Farmer’s Dog

Would you have Christmas with Jeremy Clarkson at his pub The Farmer's Dog? Here is the festive menu and opening hours around Christmas.

uk.news.yahoo.com

 

[jackalbion]

Transport: Me

 

[London Irish]

As if politics isn't deeply trivialised already - perhaps a clue why everything has been shit for a long time and is set to remain so