Who the f*** made in law that on the train...

[Virgo's Haircut]

Guards (or Conductors as they are known) DO NOT issue penalty fares. Revenue Protection Officers do.

Guards can only issue normal tickets.

If you object to showing your ticket to a railway official (which is a railway by law) then the answer is not to get the f***ing train.

 

[Dave the OAP]

my annual season is now £3204 from Portslade to London. Would have been £3540 if I had included all zones, but I have invested in an Oyster Card for travel in London.


Still a hell of a lot of money

 

[tedebear]

Dont sit by us on the 7:16 from portslade to LB then.

we chat about all things footy, Big Brother, films, births of children, the brighton festival and one of our crew gets on at Hove and then the conversation starts again!

On the way home 5:32, we occasionally drink, arrange nights out together and lots of things.

Whats happened to cards?

 

[bhaexpress]

my annual season is now £3204 from Portslade to London. Would have been £3540 if I had included all zones, but I have invested in an Oyster Card for travel in London.


Still a hell of a lot of money

Yes but at least you get the chance to IPL something.

 

[Squiggsy]

Is Sam officially 'crew' now then?

Missed the initiation ceremony!

 

[Springal]

£3204

rules me out of the london job market then

 

[Dave the OAP]

Is Sam officially 'crew' now then?

Missed the initiation ceremony!

 

[Rusco]

I've the casting vote ........ she's in

 

[Squiggsy]

We need to start chartering a carriage.

With a drinks trolley.

 

[pasty]

my annual season is now £3204 from Portslade to London. Would have been £3540 if I had included all zones, but I have invested in an Oyster Card for travel in London.

Has that saved you much money? I currently get an all zones monthly ticket from Brighton for £340, but have thought about the same thing as you. Thing is I go all the way over to Tottenham Hale tube so an Oyster might work out quite expensive?

 

[Dave the OAP]

Well, I pay £25 and have a top up on the oyster card, which I havent used yet, so I guess it will save me money.

Also I only go to Docklands occasionally and that would be the only time I would use it.

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

Today's was the worst I've seen.

Has a portable radio (not a thing with headphones) on full volume, leaves all his stuff in the aisle, didn't have a ticket, talked loudly on his mobile phone, smoked, and just generally very rude to anyone that came near him.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

How the hell is this thread still going

You moaning old gits

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

How the hell is this thread still going

You moaning old gits

Because there's a high concentration of annoying, inconsiderate bastards on trains

 

[rospants]

cost me 240 quid for a return to manchester last week and that was standard class

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I don't think any of the superior air-conned SOUTHERN trains should stop at East Croydon - they should just sail straight through. Let the ratty little Sarf Londoners use the ratty little Thameslink box-cars innit