Who has the Weirdest neighbour?

[albion534]

My next door neighbour from my previous resident would often walk down the road when it was raining with a plastic bag on his head.....

 

[Superphil]

Attila once did a tour called "668, The Neighbour of the Beast"! And had an album of the same name.

 

[grubbyhands]

My neighbours neighbour once indulged in a bit of "insert and squirt" with my neighbours daughter and now my neighbour wont talk to her neighbour. How weird is that?

 

[terryberry1]

 

[AgerBomb22]

Mine keeps chickens in the back garden. 6-7 am clucking alarm call most days of the week

 

[SeagullSongs]

My neighbours neighbour once indulged in a bit of "insert and squirt" with my neighbours daughter and now my neighbour wont talk to her neighbour. How weird is that?

Nicely done.

 

[kevo]

I used to live next to an elderly lady who on the surface seemed perfectly normal but every morning without fail, at about 6am, she'd be out the front wearing her night clothes searching through her own dustbins.

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

Saw mine in Tesco sniffing a banana once. Looks like a nut job aswell.

No idea why I found that f***ing hilarious..

My neighbour is just weird, nothing in particular but every time I have spoken to him I feel like he is planning to kill me... Maybe I'm the nutjob? His cooking does smell damn good!

 

[bigcabboy]

my neighbour is obsessed witha a certain parking space in the street , if the space is taken by another car she spends whole day lookin out window and if it becomes available will come out and move her car in her preferred space sometimesjust moving the car a few feet even at night or in the pissing rain absolute freak!

 

[Oddsocks]

I used to live next door to a middle aged woman who would openly masturbate on her sofa of an evening,curtains open (both sets!) and light on.Her lounge where she indulged in her self pleasure faced into her back garden which might explain why she was very popular with the men folk who had a house backing on to hers.

Ahhh, that poor blind woman....she thought she was doing it for her husband, not realising he had opened all the curtains and turned the lights on for all the neighbors to film....He must have made a fortune!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[gazingdown]

My neighbours neighbour once indulged in a bit of "insert and squirt" with my neighbours daughter and now my neighbour wont talk to her neighbour. How weird is that?

So, your neighbour's neighbour would = you, right?

 

[pornomagboy]

We have this bloke called mike who is a freak he walks round in council uniform and is building a deb in the field for him and his dog I slept out in the street the other night to watch the bees as he thought the bees might attack everyone and woke this morning to find the funniest letter posted throught my letter box I'll post it up later

 

[Rogero]

One side we have tree woman who is doing her best to make up for the destruction of the rain forest, the next tree gets planted about 2 foot from the previous. And on the other side we have a couple who passed a note through the door saying could we not feed the birds as they fly the bread over their garden and his wife is worried her Chihuahua might eat some and get poisoned!

I live next to someone who calls himself Doc Lynham , and he is not even a doctor!

 

[Pevenseagull]

one of mine sits on his steps staring at his plants for hours at a time staring at his plants and smiling dressed in a vest and short shorts

 

[grubbyhands]

Yeah, I tried to write it cryptically, ended up confusing myself,but 'fraid it was me. Seemed like a good idea when I was 40 and she was 22 but now she's late 30's, the size of a small country and there's not enough ale around for that to happen again AND her mum is still shitty with me... Ho-hum happy memories!

 

[grubbyhands]

So, your neighbour's neighbour would = you, right?

'Fraid so!

 

[Max Paper]

I used to live next door to a middle aged woman who would openly masturbate on her sofa of an evening,curtains open (both sets!) and light on.Her lounge where she indulged in her self pleasure faced into her back garden which might explain why she was very popular with the men folk who had a house backing on to hers.

Was she fit though?

 

[dandanthebrightonfan]

i live next door to a bunch of 6 fingered weirdo's , the whole family are complete mong's, the old man is fritzl .

 

[Uwinsc]

Removed

 

[clapham_gull]

Not anymore, very normal neighbours, but in the past a lovely woman who was quite rampant in the bedroom department.

I honestly believed she was watching er, American "adult entertainment" in the middle of the night.

Call me stupid, but all I was hearing was "Oh my god - it's huge" in American accents. That's the clean version of course. You can imagine the rest.

Months it went on, until the accents slipped and we realised it was her and him.

Him being a number of chaps and on occasion a threesome.

Before you go to bed thinking of that, she resembled Deidre Barlow and one of the men who I met was about fat, balding and about 5 foot 4.

Just to make clear, this wasn't the couple downstairs banging the bed against the wall every now and then and I'm far from a prude.

It was a form of extreme amdram that kept me awake for a number of months. At times I was left slightly concerned about their health and safety.