Who and what are you?

[Leighgull]

I am the one and only.

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

I'm a poet at the gates of hell and I take no prisoners.

 

[timbha]

I wanna be elected

 

[Jimmy boy 69]

Let's have some honesty here!

A multi dimensional entity having an experience called life....

 

[Stevie Boy]

I am the Eggman

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

I am number 6. Who is number 2?

I wonder how many of you get this clever masterstroke.

So there's some clever masterstroke in the misquote?

 

[Dave the OAP]

If you want to know who we are
We are men of japan!

 

[Lethargic]

I am the only gay in the East (village) Stand and my name is Daffyd!

 

[Dave the OAP]

I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I am Chuckle Brother 18, the one with the very small Chinese moustache made of about 13 hairs each of which has the strength to hold up tonnes of weight if ever plucked thanks to its thick steeliness. My successful siblings won't last long, the scandalisers they are, i like to think, inbetween trips to the dole office and betting shop in my long man-dress, and Greek Chuckle Brother, no 32, and i have already a plan to replace them. Our idea to feature on CITV's version of Gogglebox, with no 32 and i simply watching our brothers bitterly, sometimes dressed as the Chucklehaddocks, crushed our careers a while ago, obviously, thanks to us forgetting which channel the Brothers generally surf upon and us seeming detached and charmlessly idiotic in comparison. But months have passed and new doors are bound to open. Chuckle Uncle 7 is at death's door and we plan to film the funeral to espy the myriad of blunderhoods that the 70 or Chuckles of all shapes and sizes will get up to. No 32 and i will shine brightest on that stage for fame.

 

[MissGull]

I'm every woman

 

[Whitley Bayster]

Me the Thirteenth Duke of Whimdon here on North Stand Chat.....with my reputation! Oh well lets have a binfest then

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I'm the urban space man, baby; I've got speed
I've got everything I need
I'm the urban spaceman, baby; I can fly
I'm a supersonic guy

I don't need pleasure
I don't feel pain
If you were to knock me down I'd just get up again
I'm the urban spaceman, baby; I'm makin' out
I'm all about

I wake up every morning with a smile upon my face
My natural exuberance spills out all over the place

I'm the urban spaceman, I'm intelligent and clean
Know what I mean?
I'm the urban spaceman, as a lover second to none
It's a lot of fun

I never let my friends down
I've never made a boob
I'm a glossy magazine, an advert in the tube

I'm the urban spaceman, baby; here comes the twist--
I don't exist

 

[KNC]

I.....am the magnificent
I'm backed by the shack of a soul boss most turn in', stormin' sound o'soul

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

I'm Ron Jeremy.
I have to hold on tight to the hinge end of my willy to insert it.

 

[BN9 BHA]

I am Chuckle Brother 18, the one with the very small Chinese moustache made of about 13 hairs each of which has the strength to hold up tonnes of weight if ever plucked thanks to its thick steeliness. My successful siblings won't last long, the scandalisers they are, i like to think, inbetween trips to the dole office and betting shop in my long man-dress, and Greek Chuckle Brother, no 32, and i have already a plan to replace them. Our idea to feature on CITV's version of Gogglebox, with no 32 and i simply watching our brothers bitterly, sometimes dressed as the Chucklehaddocks, crushed our careers a while ago, obviously, thanks to us forgetting which channel the Brothers generally surf upon and us seeming detached and charmlessly idiotic in comparison. But months have passed and new doors are bound to open. Chuckle Uncle 7 is at death's door and we plan to film the funeral to espy the myriad of blunderhoods that the 70 or Chuckles of all shapes and sizes will get up to. No 32 and i will shine brightest on that stage for fame.

I have been looking forward to this all day, excellent stuff

 

[Seagull Steve]

I am the white man in hammersmith palais.

 

[1066familyman]

I am Fabian Cancellara.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

And if you're wondering by now who I am
Look no further than the mirror -
Because I am the Greed and Fear
And every ounce of Hate in you

la-la la, la, la, la, la ...

 

[Wellesley]

I'm the dandy highwayman who you're too scared to mention.