Who and what are you?

[Uncle Spielberg]

I am a Human Being. I am not an Animal.

 

[Norman Potting]

I am a man of constant sorrow, but I am feeling a bit more cheery this evening after reading this thread. MB - respect!

 

[Algernon]

I am the neighbour of the beast.

 

[lawros left foot]

I believed in America

 

[Leighgull]

Im not the man they think i am at home. I'm a rocket man

 

[Seagull on the wing]

I am Spartacus.

I'm Spartacus....

 

[Petunia]

I'm Spartacus....

No, I am Spartacus

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

I'm the devil in disguise, oh yes I am .....

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

To rephrase the orginal question:

** said in deep gruff shouty WWF voice **

DO
YOU
KNOW
WHO
I
AM? !!!

 

[Winker]

My name is Eric the Halibut, I was was chosen from thousands - the others were far too flat...

 

[drew]

I'm Pestilence. I was having a drink with three of my mates but when I got back from having a p**s, the *******s had left. Didn't see which way they went did you?

 

[BN9 BHA]

I am a kitten up a tree!!

 

[drew]

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Hi Gus, didn't know you posted on here!

 

[lawros left foot]

Im a man of wealth and taste

 

[Nibble]

**** you. That's my name. You know why, mister? You drove a Hyundai to get here. I drove an eighty-thousand dollar BMW. THAT'S my name. And your name is you're wanting. You can't play in the man's game, you can't close them - go home and tell your wife your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life: Get them to sign on the line which is dotted. You hear me you ****ing ******s? A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always be closing. ALWAYS BE CLOSING. A-I-D-A. Attention, Interest, Decision, Action. Attention - Do I have you attention? Interest - Are you interested? I know you are, because it's **** or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. Decision - Have you made your decision, for Christ? And Action. A-I-D-A. Get out there - you got the prospects coming in. You think they came in to get out of the rain? A guy don't walk on the lot lest he wants to buy. They're sitting out there waiting to give you their money. Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it? What's the problem, pal?

 

[SweatyMexican]

No, I am Spartacus

I'm Spartacus and so's my wife!

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I am Icried.

 

[Nibble]

I am not a crook.

 

[Bognor Bystander]

Am I the son I think I am
Am I the friend I think I am
Am I the man I think I wanna be - hey
Cause I'm here for my sanity sanity
I am here for you

 

[lawros left foot]

I am the new palace manager.