[Albion] Which player would you most like on your side in a pub fight?

[DJ NOBO]

Which (Albion) player would you most like on your side in a pub fight?

 

[wellquickwoody]

Can only be one.

Big enough, keeps going enough, but not a nasty ******** taking things too far.

Step forward Lewis Dunk.

 

[BrianWade4]

Aaron Connolly. Nuts

 

[Crispy Ambulance]

Mick Harford

 

[Live by the sea]

Only yobs fight - especially nowdays when one punch can get you killed . However if pushed to pick a player - Adama Traore from Wolves - built like a New Zealand rugby player .

 

[Guinness Boy]

Can we go full on stereotypical here? Burn and Sanchez are both that big and imposing that they'd get targeted by the drunkest guy in the boozer. Physically strong titches are always nuts though so Lamptey has to be in with a shout. However, if it goes horribly wrong and you're on your toes there's the issue that they'd definitely catch you before they caught him

I think, though, I'd go for Maupay. A nice combination of aggression and snideness and he'd use his Gallic charm afterwards to convince the Landlord it was the other guys' fault and have you back on your barstool by Tuesday.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Duncan Ferguson.

But as he’s not on the list it can only be Lewis Dunk.

 

[DJ NOBO]

Propper would be a good negotiator if you were outnumbered.
“Everyone just calm down and let’s talk about this”.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Can we go full on stereotypical here? Burn and Sanchez are both that big and imposing that they'd get targeted by the drunkest guy in the boozer. Physically strong titches are always nuts though so Lamptey has to be in with a shout. However, if it goes horribly wrong and you're on your toes there's the issue that they'd definitely catch you before they caught him

I think, though, I'd go for Maupay. A nice combination of aggression and snideness and he'd use his Gallic charm afterwards to convince the Landlord it was the other guys' fault and have you back on your barstool by Tuesday.

Maupay? A surrendering cheese monkey!

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Charlie Oatway or Danny Cullip

 

[zefarelly]

Only yobs fight - especially nowdays when one punch can get you killed . However if pushed to pick a player - Adama Traore from Wolves - built like a New Zealand rugby player .

20 odd year s ago I worked for a Kiwi, part Mauori, lovely bloke, relally good fun, but when he flipped, ****ing hell. Total hyper nut case.

Bissouma for me. Connolly 2nd, but a big man would pick him up and throw him somewhere harmless.

 

[dangull]

Duffy? He is still a Brighton player.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Adam El-Abd and Bruno [emoji110]

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[Trevor]

Voted Solly - thinking being that if is going badly they would see him as an easy win (all time would probably be Tommy Fraser as I think they would back off once they figured who he was)

 

[Chicken Run]

Who du fink u are, come on who du fink you are, my name is Florin Adone!


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[el punal]

One from past players - Doug Rougvie. Not exactly a pussy was he?

 

[el punal]

Who du fink u are, come on who du fink you are, my name is Florin Adone!


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Then he would come out with the classic - “You trying to f***ing mug me off!”

 

[The Brighton Buzz]

Can we go full on stereotypical here? Burn and Sanchez are both that big and imposing that they'd get targeted by the drunkest guy in the boozer. Physically strong titches are always nuts though so Lamptey has to be in with a shout. However, if it goes horribly wrong and you're on your toes there's the issue that they'd definitely catch you before they caught him

I think, though, I'd go for Maupay. A nice combination of aggression and snideness and he'd use his Gallic charm afterwards to convince the Landlord it was the other guys' fault and have you back on your barstool by Tuesday.

If Burn went for a head butt he would miss on two counts, one he would be too tall and two he is bloody useless with his head.

 

[jakarta]

Silent Majority going for the obvious option, as have I...

 

[LlcoolJ]

Duffy? He is still a Brighton player.

100% Big Shane.

Remember the Arsenal handbags at the end when Maupay got the winner?

Shane comes wandering onto the pitch with a "now then lads, what's going on here?" look on his face.

All Arsenal exit stage left......