[Albion] Which player would you most like on your side in a pub fight?

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Amusing that anybody would vote anywhere other than Connolly. And that's just taking a completely uninformed guess at the options, same as everybody else. I'm guessing his man-child 20-going-on-40 quasi-menacing stature might act as some sort of deterrent against all but the most determined assailant. The other poll options? Not so much

 

[Bakero]

If Burn went for a head butt he would miss on two counts, one he would be too tall and two he is bloody useless with his head.

Burn would make contact and loop them over them bar.

 

[Norman Potting]

One from past players - Doug Rougvie. Not exactly a pussy was he?

Referred to as "Doug the thug" I recall. Would that have been in "Gull''s Eye", was he before that time?

 

[Return of the Rev]

Zaha should make sure he would draw most of the punches when we leg it he would hit the deck and get swamped leaving a free run for me to get away
Plus if the dibbles turned up he would get nicked first.

 

[A1X]

Can we have a poll for managers too please?

No as getting Chris Hughton involved breaks the Geneva Convention. Utter maniac.

 

[Justice]

Can we go full on stereotypical here? Burn and Sanchez are both that big and imposing that they'd get targeted by the drunkest guy in the boozer. Physically strong titches are always nuts though so Lamptey has to be in with a shout. However, if it goes horribly wrong and you're on your toes there's the issue that they'd definitely catch you before they caught him

I think, though, I'd go for Maupay. A nice combination of aggression and snideness and he'd use his Gallic charm afterwards to convince the Landlord it was the other guys' fault and have you back on your barstool by Tuesday.

The percentage of punches by Maupay hitting the target could find you on dodgy ground.

 

[SweatyMexican]

Saw a video of Spider Webster claim Dunk never gets in the gym enough, so on that basis I’m going with Webdini.

 

[Guinness Boy]

The percentage of punches by Maupay hitting the target could find you on dodgy ground.

 

[Pint of Ale and a Burger]

Best to have someone at your side who will get you out of the situation before it turns violent.
March seems like a sensible lad who could keep me out of trouble.
Bissouma is a streetwise character and has a likeable personality and could calm things down with good humour.
But I'm going with lamptey because nobody is going to start a fight with lamptey and if they did the whole pub would turn on them anyway.

 

[Chicken Run]

The percentage of punches by Maupay hitting the target could find you on dodgy ground.

Although Dunk would follow in and head a few over the bar....


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[el punal]

Referred to as "Doug the thug" I recall. Would that have been in "Gull''s Eye", was he before that time?

Just checked up some info. He was transferred from Chelsea to us for the 1987/88 season and made 35 appearances. At Chelsea he was released because he was considered too slow and a reckless tackler. Says it all really.

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Well they are all a bunch of muppets and far too easily rolled over on the pitch. Pity Big Shane isn't included in the poll, he is still an Albion player after all.

But from that namby pamby lot l'd probably choose Neal Maupay, he is a mouthy sod, and can throw in a few low punches.

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

Billy Whitehurst

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Definitely bringing Duffy back from loan for this one.

 

[dazzer6666]

Maupay would be the cause of the pub fight for sure - goading, pisstaking and general shithousery.....but when the serious stuff kicked off he wouldn't be in the first wave, he'd be on the sidelines shouting further insults and encouragement. Duffy on the other hand would be knee-deep in curled up bodies.

 

[Icy Gull]

Maupay would be the cause of the pub fight for sure - goading, pisstaking and general shithousery.....but when the serious stuff kicked off he wouldn't be in the first wave, he'd be on the sidelines shouting further insults and encouragement. Duffy on the other hand would be knee-deep in curled up bodies.

Which is why we love “our Neal” Arsenal are big fans too

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Which is why we love “our Neal” Arsenal are big fans too

Hmmm l watched a video clip of that 'coming together' with Bernd Leno again yesterday, not quite so sure that Maupay was as innocent as many people seem to suggest.

 

[Posh Spice's wet dreams]

Kuipers for me.

Every pub brawl needs a former dutch marine chef.

 

[Swansman]

Maupay, think he is probably a little bit insane. Willing fighters are often the best fighters.

 

[Icy Gull]

Hmmm l watched a video clip of that 'coming together' with Bernd Leno again yesterday, not quite so sure that Maupay was as innocent as many people seem to suggest.

Never innocent, he’s a little shit. I don’t think he was looking to injure him though

My post was more about this though

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