[Food] Which bird will you be roasting this Christmas (2023)

[schmunk]

No brown meat, no bones, no fuss.

Brown meat is the best part of an otherwise joyless bird.

 

[Bakero]

Brown meat is the best part of an otherwise joyless bird.

Brown meat and bones ftw. Anyone that opts for breast over leg or thigh is a deviant.

 

[Bakero]

None of the above.

We are pescatarian so probably some fresh fish in a local restaurant called Zion.

I thought they served lion in Zion.

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

I’m not even contemplating replying to this thread until after 11 November. Any talk of Christmas is banned until then.


Oh….

 

[scooter1]

Holly willoughby, feel free to join the team

When opening this thread, I had a feeling her name might crop up…..

Never been a big fan of turkey, it’ll be beef this year

 

[The Clamp]

Brown meat and bones ftw. Anyone that opts for breast over leg or thigh is a deviant.

I disagree. I don’t like meat on the bone.

Chicken is fairly bland though. It needs lots of gravy, sauces, seasoning, other trimmings to make it tasty.
I like a plump breast slathered in gravy.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Christmas free zone in this house.

 

[HeaviestTed]

Holly willoughby, feel free to join the team

Is this guy already in the team?

 

[The Clamp]

Christmas free zone in this house.

Me too.

I wish it was held very third year. I might get some enthusiasm back for it then.

 

[The Clamp]

People turn into morons over Christmas. Reminds me of some of the behaviour we saw during lock down.

 

[HeaviestTed]

People turn into morons over Christmas. Reminds me of some of the behaviour we saw during lock down.

And New Year’s Eve - I just wanna go to bed

 

[The Clamp]

And New Year’s Eve - I just wanna go to bed

I will be out on patrol. Funnily enough NYE is one of the calmer nights.
People have tickets for stuff and have usually organised lifts/taxis home.
Don’t really get that much trouble.
Would rather be at home or at friends though.

I have had some nice Christmas’s at one of my best friends’ houses. Nice and low key and calm.
Other than that, I’m always working.

Not this year though. And I’m relishing hunkering down for a day or two and forgetting it all.

 

[schmunk]

I like a plump breast slathered in gravy.

Niche.

 

[herecomesaregular]

Chicken - any recommendations were to gt a decent one rather than bland tasteless muck?

 

[The Clamp]

Chicken - any recommendations were to gt a decent one rather than bland tasteless muck?

I guess a reputable butcher?

 

[Justice]

Partial to a Swan, feisty fuckers though.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Brown meat and bones ftw. Anyone that opts for breast over leg or thigh is a deviant.

I opt

 

[HeaviestTed]

I will be out on patrol.

when I read that it makes me think:

 

[wellquickwoody]

I am ignoring Christmas this year. Sick of it.

I hear it is ignoring you as well, too boring

 

[The Clamp]

I hear it is ignoring you as well, too boring

Then everyone is happy