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Where is the worst football ground you've had a PLOP at?
- Thread starter Munkfish
- Start date
Why did you try to clean it up then? And whatever reason you deposited it for, they weren't deturrd...
Well as someone who read a story about POW facilities in Nazi Germany, where at one camp US POW's had to visit the "Trench" and balance with a stick to make sure the rats didn't leap out and grab their knackers, I think your poo problems are pretty minor.
dougdeep
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I don't think I ever have.
The Large One
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You had sanitaryware? You kept that a secret.
The most worrying things about the bogs in the North Stand at the Goldstone was their proximity to the burger kiosk, and worse still - not being able to work out what smell was coming from which source.
More importantly, where has The Large One dropped a Large One?
The Large One
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I always go before I go.
Even the megapans down the corridor from Dick's Bar have a certain 'public gallery' feel to them. :shivers:
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Hang a sneaky right to the disabled one. Lovely.
This is the one that immediately sprung to my mind. The bogs at Aldershot were basically a square concrete box with a doorway. Solid walls and no lights. I seem to recall that you just stood in the doorway and pissed into the building - because there was no way you were actually going to step into it.
atfc village
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All modern bogs at The Rec now ,but back in the day they were pretty grim.
Cowfold Seagull
Fan of the 17 bus
Well it wasn't actually a plop, but a piss, does that count? If it does it was at Sealand Road, the defunct home of the defunct Chester City FC.
In serious danger of wetting my trousers l asked a steward where the nearest toilet was. He pointed towards a wall at the end of the terrace and said 'piss up against that wall mate, everybody else does', and sure enough, there l was in a line of about half a dozen blokes relieving ourselves up against the wall in full view of several hundred fans. Classy!
paul wickens
Wicko1
- Dec 23, 2011
- 60
Played for Loughborogh Uni 3rd team in the mid 80s. Away at Swansea in the UAU 1/4 finals. Went down the night before. Enjoyed a very cheap and quite tasty curry which ultimately nearly proved to be my undoing. Game started and felt ok. We were 1-0 up but I began to feel the need for an expansive dump. Thought I might be able to go at half time but as it was getting dark, we changed straight round. Really struggling in the second half as any longer stride than normal would have proved disastrous
At least I wasn't very busy and consoled myself that I could relieve myself if we hung on to our 1-0 win. They equalised in the last minute. I was desperate now and had to 'invent' a groin strain so that I could leave the pitch. Eventually managed to find a toilet and it took so long that I missed all of extra time and the penalties. One of the more satisfying visits to the toilet that I have enjoyed in my life but I got a lot of stick when the full story emerged to my team mates (20 years later!!)
Great thread!
At least I wasn't very busy and consoled myself that I could relieve myself if we hung on to our 1-0 win. They equalised in the last minute. I was desperate now and had to 'invent' a groin strain so that I could leave the pitch. Eventually managed to find a toilet and it took so long that I missed all of extra time and the penalties. One of the more satisfying visits to the toilet that I have enjoyed in my life but I got a lot of stick when the full story emerged to my team mates (20 years later!!)
Great thread!
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Was that the last away game of the 1987-88 season? There were all sorts of things flying around during that game, liquid and otherwise.
Kids books. Specifically Winnie the Pooh and Stig of the Dump.
Cowfold Seagull
Fan of the 17 bus
It was indeed.
The Large One
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NSPCC - something to do with 'dropping the kids off', I guess.
PFJ
Not the JPF ..splitters !
Absolutly needed a dump at Swindon away. Already had passengers in the depature lounge . Got in there , little brick shed with space above and below the door.Whilst running down the terrace , we were awarded a penalty at our end . But it was way to late to turn back. The wheels were already in full motion. Had a quaint idea if I really forced it , I could finish up and still see the pen .Stand s to reason , Swindon players would be argueing . Trousers down , bombs away, a brief , but deep wipe . Got back on the terrace only to see Gary Nelson celebrating coverting his pen.
Never mind. Game finished , got in the car and stopped off at the first service staion on the M4 for something to eat. It was only after wandering around the shop and queing to pay that my mates finally told me , I had about two feet of brown tipped bog roll still hanging out the back of my jeans
Never mind. Game finished , got in the car and stopped off at the first service staion on the M4 for something to eat. It was only after wandering around the shop and queing to pay that my mates finally told me , I had about two feet of brown tipped bog roll still hanging out the back of my jeans
MattBackHome
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- Jul 7, 2003
- 11,878
Southern Railway. No explanation required.
Bill Cassidy's tie up
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Can't even remember a sit down at the Goldstone so obviously never used one but remember the Dutch pre season tour in 1979 or when ever it was. We drove out, went on the piss for 3 days and other things associated with Holland and