[Albion] Where is Moises going? (Chelsea - 14/08/2023)

[jcdenton08]

Where is the WAG?

 

[Justice]

Where is the WAG?

That was funny this picture came up under your post

 

[jcdenton08]

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That was funny this picture came up under your post

Can I just say I absolutely would.

 

[nwgull]

I lost all my money on the machines at the Palace Pier. Had to walk back to Patcham instead of catching the number 5 home. A lesson in gambling well learned.

Isn't it the story that Tony Bloom first applied his mathematical brain to understanding the probabilities relating to the machines on the Palace Pier and realised that there was money to be made from intelligent gambling? If so, let's not slag off these machines too much!

 

[Justice]

Can I just say I absolutely would.

I think you can buy her from Temu for £1.50 fill your boots

 

[Neville's Breakfast]

Isn't it the story that Tony Bloom first applied his mathematical brain to understanding the probabilities relating to the machines on the Palace Pier and realised that there was money to be made from intelligent gambling? If so, let's not slag off these machines too much!

No, he realised how it pays to be the house rather than the punter and set up a gambling company to do exactly that. There’s no such thing as intelligent gambling. When Tony has a bet it’s as a trader rather than as a gambler so he goes all in on mispricing, which is impossible as a punter in the arcades.

 

[The Fits]

If you believe that injury story you’re as gull-able as the jury on the OJ trial, Moises injury record is fantastic, he’s definitely being led once again by his agents who are desperate for the move, doesn’t excuse the players actions as ultimately it’s his choice but just hammers home the point that some of these agents are absolute bloodsuckers.

The signing of Kudus (probably) makes me almost certain he’s leaving, which will be an absolutely massive blow to us, if you watch highlights of us playing out from the back it’s nearly always Caicedo receiving the ball and turning out, we will miss him massively, especially with our style.

Anyone but Chelsea, pleeeeaaaaaaasseeeeeeee.

It's ALWAYS Moises who wriggles free in or just outside our box. No question that the first few weeks of the season could be very challenging.

 

[jcdenton08]

It's ALWAYS Moises who wriggles free in or just outside our box. No question that the first few weeks of the season could be very challenging.

I think the first few matches could be points defining.

 

[um bongo molongo]

Likewise. He could be being difficult but also actually have a tight hamstring. !

I read that as you think Bozza’s dog was being a tw@t because he has a tight hamstring. Which could also be true!

 

[Bald Head]

I used to love the Tipping Point machines. Sometimes I even won some coins.

My youngest son son would always nudge them with his hip, always came home with pockets full of 10ps,then they installed alarms on them. End of a promising and profitable career.

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Just on Jacobs, this article may suggest some previous form in reporting (legally it may also not)

CHARLES SALE: Official BBC report bares all in Ben Jacobs sabotage saga

The official report into the sabotaging of a Radio 5 Live interview is damning in the extreme over the behaviour of freelance Ben Jacobs

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[The Fits]

When I was at uni, so about twenty years ago, there was a way we could slow down everything and always win on the gamblers. It wasn't a device, just pressing certain buttons or something. There was a particular brand or model that you could just rinse. Does anyone remember that? I think it was something like you could slow everything down to immediately get up the game bit above.

 

[Bald Head]

Can I just say I absolutely would.

Seconds for you then.

 

[jcdenton08]

Seconds for you then.

Suits me…

 

[The Fits]

Just on Jacobs, this article may suggest some previous form in reporting (legally it may also not)

CHARLES SALE: Official BBC report bares all in Ben Jacobs sabotage saga

The official report into the sabotaging of a Radio 5 Live interview is damning in the extreme over the behaviour of freelance Ben Jacobs

www.dailymail.co.uk

Just look at the state of him.

 

[Berty23]

When I was at uni, so about twenty years ago, there was a way we could slow down everything and always win on the gamblers. It wasn't a device, just pressing certain buttons or something. There was a particular brand or model that you could just rinse. Does anyone remember that? I think it was something like you could slow everything down to immediately get up the game bit above.

I grew up near Torbay. One of my mates was banned from all the local arcades because he could do funny stuff. Can’t remember exactly what. It was lights or music and slowing stuff down but can’t recall details.

One of our summer jobs invovled picking up kids to visit our language centre from Heathrow and Gatwick so he had a weekly trip up there and rinsed the machines (when they were ripe which was not always the case)

 

[Thunder Bolt]

My youngest son son would always nudge them with his hip, always came home with pockets full of 10ps,then they installed alarms on them. End of a promising and profitable career.

10ps? They were pennies in my day!!

 

[Bald Head]

10ps? They were pennies in my day!!

And mine.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

No, he realised how it pays to be the house rather than the punter and set up a gambling company to do exactly that. There’s no such thing as intelligent gambling. When Tony has a bet it’s as a trader rather than as a gambler so he goes all in on mispricing, which is impossible as a punter in the arcades.

Not quite, and @nwgull it was on West Street rather than the Palace Pier.

How Bloom hit the jackpot

Tony Bloom, Albion’s new multi-millionaire chairman, launched his love of gambling on the fruit machines of West Street.

www.theargus.co.uk

 

[The Fits]

I grew up near Torbay. One of my mates was banned from all the local arcades because he could do funny stuff. Can’t remember exactly what. It was lights or music and slowing stuff down but can’t recall details.

One of our summer jobs invovled picking up kids to visit our language centre from Heathrow and Gatwick so he had a weekly trip up there and rinsed the machines (when they were ripe which was not always the case)

Yeah something to do with hitting a button the moment a particular light or sound came on, slowed the wheels down. Anyone it was a golden time. Useless now of course because most pubs don't take cash, but they used to love us!