nobody's dupe
Old Fart
No prob's there ATF. He can whack-on an enormous extension, & concrete the pond so he can stick a load of tables on it. He could even do a BBQ (when the weather suits) 'n' all. The locals can come out & party with us. Perfick!
There's no chance that he would want the pond to be cemented over. He's looking forward to the next time it freezes over, because on Sunday the ex-Brighton Tigers fan was skating on Falmer Pond with a puck and ice hokey stick.