[Other Sport] WHC CHAMPION OF CHAMPIONS: Group A - the group of death.

[Stato]

Talking of cuddly

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She's like one of those women who writes love letters to convicted murderers.

"Okay he's ripped off countless scrota and done in four lions, but I can change him! He's sensitive when he's with me!"

 

[Stato]

An utterly outrageous slur.

In unrelated news and in order to be completely transparent: with the badger leading King Shrimp by 25 votes, I now have 26 unopened postal votes. I wonder who they have been cast for?

I've just seen a van turn up at Mod Towers with 'Shrimp Election Stealing Ltd. in big letters down the side. Two Mantis Shrimps got out of the back and started punching thousands of ballots with their fearsome front legs.

 

[TomandJerry]

There is only one winner here.

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[Mellotron]

How do you approach a salt water crocodile in the first place? Boat? Diving apparatus?

That's not a no...

 

[Pevenseagull]

STOP PRESS

CHANGE YOUR VOTES

The GM has a bite force 1000x that of a Jaguar, when scaled to be the same size. At that size, it could bite through a 6-inch slab of concrete. In the video below, it bit literally broke the bite force sensor when they tried to measure it.

FACT CHECK the above post contains inaccuracies


the video actually reveals that a scaled up 300lb GM would have a bite force of 2,400psi compared to 1,500psi for a jag. i.e. nearly 1,000psi more NOT 1000x.

 

[The_Viper]

Team Croc. Apex predator.

 

[BBassic]

Team Croc.

It's a damn living dinosaur and would eat an entire colony of honey badgers for breakfast.

 

[A1X]

I assume this is being played behind closed doors for the safety of every other creature on the planet?

 

[rippleman]

Talking of cuddly

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Yeah - and Siegfried and Roy used to stick their heads in a tiger's mouth until...one day.....

 

[SweatyMexican]

Team croc.

Don't be alarmed by the lead of the cute little rubbish honey badger. Once the other 3 competitors sadly fall by the wayside (awesome, majestic creatures may I add) their intelligent voters would never be indoctrinated by the Cult Of The Honeybadger, and will see the ferociousness of the salt water croc.

Before being snapped in half.

 

[MJsGhost]

Pound for pound remember.

You know what an orca the size of a honey badger would be? A baby dolphin.
A salt water crocodile would be a snappy salamander that could just be kicked in the face if it got a bit chopsy.

You know what a honey badger the size of an orca would be? Your worst nightmare end level boss, the equivalent of a tiger, lion and polar bear tethered together with elastic around the testicles, showing the exact temperament that you would expect this treatment to cause.

How about applying that logic for a Mantis Shrimp the size of a Honey Badger? A Mantis Shrimp the size of a Salt Water Croc?!?

 

[MJsGhost]

There is only one winner here.

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With all the fake news in support of the SWC, I think there are grounds for disqualification...

Unless one of the Zebra or 'Salt Water' Crocodile is a very long way from home, that's no Salty - you won't find them in Africa.

The question is - who gets all of the SWC votes once it is rightfully disqualified?

 

[stewart12]

a crocodile sized mantis shrimp could probably pulverize the entire planet

 

[Iggle Piggle]

An utterly outrageous slur.

In unrelated news and in order to be completely transparent: with the badger leading King Shrimp by 25 votes, I now have 26 unopened postal votes. I wonder who they have been cast for?

Are we now up to 28 Postal votes for the pick and mix pink Shrimp?

 

[Thunder Bolt]

With all the fake news in support of the SWC, I think there are grounds for disqualification...

Unless one of the Zebra or 'Salt Water' Crocodile is a very long way from home, that's no Salty - you won't find them in Africa.

The question is - who gets all of the SWC votes once it is rightfully disqualified?

You don't disqualify the animal because of a fan's ignorance by displaying an African crocodile. A zebra wouldn't put up much of a fight except for it's hooves.
A shark on the other hand is just lunch.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Are we now up to 28 Postal votes for the pick and mix pink Shrimp?

I've just sent [MENTION=6886]Bozza[/MENTION] six (6) votes, so I presume we are comfortably over.

 

[Surf's Up]

One picture is worth a thousand words......

 

[MJsGhost]

You don't disqualify the animal because of a fan's ignorance by displaying an African crocodile. A zebra wouldn't put up much of a fight except for it's hooves.
A shark on the other hand is just lunch.

It's just another attempt to queer the pitch by the Reptilian Illuminati, or maybe the Russians.

David Icke is definitely pro-Croc, that's all you need to know

 

[Surf's Up]

 

[Thunder Bolt]

It's just another attempt to queer the pitch by the Reptilian Illuminati, or maybe the Russians.

David Icke is definitely pro-Croc, that's all you need to know

There is no correlation between lizards and crocodiles. Fake news