What's your most prized attribute in a footballer ?

[turienzo's lovechild]

-foreign
-flair name
-skill
-underachievement
-religious (not essential)
-scandal

i'll forgive them for all the others if they've been in loads of scandals though.....like joey barton

 

[Tricky Dicky]

a cute pert bottom

Your medication is turning you into your alter ego.

 

[Jonno]

Those capable of moments of sheer nonchalant genius such as Le Tissier, Gazza, Messi, Zidane etc.