Whats Your Favourite Porno Mag ?

[Man of Harveys]

Good to see your German heritage at play there, where it comes to smut.

The porn shops over there are the size of some Tescos over here - incredible. Erm... so I'm told. As for some of the titles...my cousins and I used to spend ages just laughing at them.
"Fuenf Schwaenze Zum Geburtstag" - five cocks for her birthday
"Cap'n Sack Am Deck" - Captain Gonad on parade
"Eartha Quake"
and that evergreen family favourite
"Opa's Arschloch" - Granpa's Arsehole.

And all seemingly doing exactly what it says - and depicts - on the tin. Gotta love that.

 

[coventrygull]

There is a massive porn shop just off jct 33 of the M1 probably not as big as the Germans but not a bad start for the brits

 

[Simster]

Mrs Posh Client from Hurstpierpoint may not be too impressed seeing me thumbing the porno mags looking for the best one

I think the solution here is NOT to purchase said WANKMAG in Hurstpierpoint. Maybe buy it in Brighton somewhere?

 

[Man of Harveys]

MoH, why do German women like to have sex with dogs so much? mainly Alsatians.

Hopefully I'll be seeing some of my folks over Easter so I'll get back to you. I think it probably just makes a pleasant change from the abnormally large penises sported by the local menfolk but I'll check.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

yes but she may be making a daytrip to Brighton anyway that sort of behaviour is now consigned to the archives

 

[Simster]

Hopefully I'll be seeing some of my folks over Easter so I'll get back to you. I think it probably just makes a pleasant change from the abnormally large penises sported by the local menfolk but I'll check.

Obviously I can accept that good old British doctors get plenty of action screwing their patients (who are nearly always perfectly-formed-titted blondes) but from what I've, ahem, been shown on the internet, your average German Herr Doktor seems to oil his torso in preparation for a day's work. What's wrong with a good old shirt and a tasteful tie?

 

[Man of Harveys]

Obviously I can accept that good old British doctors get plenty of action screwing their patients (who are nearly always perfectly-formed-titted blondes) but from what I've, ahem, been shown on the internet, your average German Herr Doktor seems to oil his torso in preparation for a day's work. What's wrong with a good old shirt and a tasteful tie?

I shall ask uncle Klaus.