Whats Your Favourite Porno Mag ?

[Trufflehound]

is there a porn mag dedicated to short haired blondes who are slightly chunky

You'll probably find some in here:

Short Haired Chunky Blondes Monthly

Try looking in the hookers serction for best results

 

[coventrygull]

You'll probably find some in here:

Short Haired Chunky Blondes Monthly

Try looking in the hookers serction for best results

Bit too hairy for me

 

[eastlondonseagull]

When I was younger, the magazines of choice were Club International and Fiesta

Marvellous

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

why is it forbidden fruit now

as a 44 year old man with a lovely partner it would be rather sad to be spotted by one of my clients fumbling along the top shelves which knowing my luck is exactly what would happen

 

[Les Biehn]

as a 44 year old man with a lovely partner it would be rather sad to be spotted by one of my clients fumbling along the top shelves which knowing my luck is exactly what would happen

You're 44 No way. I thought you were in your mid 30s.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Old Bastard now Les


Old but not Cold

 

[Les Biehn]

Old Bastard now Les


Old but not Cold

You certainly don't act 44. Mind you you don't act like you're in your mid 30s. You could technically be my Dad. Obviously biologically a non starter as my penis is bigger than 3 inches fully erect.

 

[coventrygull]

Me and the Mrs enjoy our porno together

I am soon to be 46. Now thats a real old perv for you

 

[Les Biehn]

Mind you Mumma Biehn does have a massive dong.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

is 3 inches erect not normal then

 

[Man of Harveys]

as a 44 year old man with a lovely partner it would be rather sad to be spotted by one of my clients fumbling along the top shelves which knowing my luck is exactly what would happen

As someone to whom you've kindly given mortgage advice, I wouldn't mind you doing that all Gareth. Go for FELCHING MONTHLY UK if you want, it's all good.

 

[Les Biehn]

is 3 inches erect not normal then

For you it is.

 

[Uncle Buck]

As someone to whom you've kindly given mortgage advice, I wouldn't mind you doing that all Gareth. Go for FELCHING MONTHLY UK if you want, it's all good.

Good to see your German heritage at play there, where it comes to smut.

 

[coventrygull]

is 3 inches erect not normal then

Was it you I saw once in the swingers club

 

[Les Biehn]

MoH, why do German women like to have sex with dogs so much? mainly Alsatians.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

As someone to whom you've kindly given mortgage advice, I wouldn't mind you doing that all Gareth. Go for FELCHING MONTHLY UK if you want, it's all good.

Mrs Posh Client from Hurstpierpoint may not be too impressed seeing me thumbing the porno mags looking for the best one, no, I think it best I keep that Avenue of pleasure closed off and carry on reading Inside Soap instead alas

 

[coventrygull]

MoH, why do German women like to have sex with dogs so much? mainly Alsatians.

Thought that was the Russians

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Gotta say, my local newsagent has a marvellous array of filfth on the top shelf, much of it looking pretty dirty.

Trouble is, I'm still too short to reach it

 

[The Wookiee]

Hirtsu Heaven anybody

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I did seem to remember that strangely Indian and Pakistani newsagents tended to sell the most outrageous filth avaialable , why is that