alfredmizen
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What's the most shitted you've arrived at a game?
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mona
The Glory Game
I suppose I've been mentioned in dispatches a few times. Thing is certain places seemed to invite roistering. Torquay is a long way to travel as are Hartlepool and Rochdale with inevitable results. I always seemed to be in a bad way at Maine Road in the 1980s. Pity City no longer play there.
alfredmizen
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hahahahaha quality !! genuine admiration !!
Godstar
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Another tale regarding a friend.. It was Fans United day against Hartlepool & 5 of us started drinking 11am ish, by 2pm we'd progressed onto sherry & some 'special' cake someone had made. By kick-off, one one our party Jim (Luton fan) was beginning to look a bit 'peaky'. The match starts and soon after, we scored, everyone was jumping around and hugging including Jim, who then promptly threw up on himself & decided to have a lay down (west stand - halfway line), we then scored again and we picked Jim up, jumped around again-but this time no hugs! The third goal went in and same story, although Jim vomited after the jumping around bit & lay down again. After the fourth goal, & singing 'just like watching Brazil' Jim looked up at us put out his hand & said "please leave me alone." By the time number five went in & capped a glorious day, we looked down to poor old Jim, who had gone...!
LamieRobertson
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I never drink before a game
Wrong-Direction
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Wrong-Direction
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LamieRobertson
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This is true
Dolph Ins
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About 76 away at Gillingham. The Seagulls coach from Haywards Heath. We found a pub near/in Gillingham with a Brighton landlord. Being 16 it was probably only a pint and a half before I fell off the bar stool. Got to the ground in away end and half the home stand was Brighton so obviously I had to run across the pitch to get there. Even in my state I sidestepped a steward who fell flat on his face to huge cheers from around the ground (still one of my proudest moments). Got chucked out. Paid my way back in where one of my mates suggested lighting a fire. Great idea (it was concrete thank god) and promptly got chucked out again. The police let me go (well it was the 70's) but I had run out of money. Saw Rod going to the loo and he lent me the money to get in for a third time. Still haven't paid him back so sorry Rod.
Bevendean Hillbilly
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A football game without piss heads is like a day without sunshine.
Bevendean Hillbilly
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Yes. Thanks all.
Possibly at Bozza's beano in Amsterdam some years ago. I can't remember who was playing. I'm not sure if this was before or after I collapsed into my calzone 
England v Moldova in 1997. I think it was '97. I was so drunk I don't remember the year.
I think we started drinking on the 10 pint express out of Littlehampton at 9 in the morning. By 8pm nine 10 pints were more like 15 and I was wasted. I sat with my head between my legs and didn't see any of the game. I had a vague recollection that we had scored as I was lifted out of my seat by my fellow fans.
I knew I was in a bad way when I vomited up my KFC the second I'd eaten outside the ground. Actually, I knew I was wasted because I'd bought a KFC.
I think we started drinking on the 10 pint express out of Littlehampton at 9 in the morning. By 8pm nine 10 pints were more like 15 and I was wasted. I sat with my head between my legs and didn't see any of the game. I had a vague recollection that we had scored as I was lifted out of my seat by my fellow fans.
I knew I was in a bad way when I vomited up my KFC the second I'd eaten outside the ground. Actually, I knew I was wasted because I'd bought a KFC.
Skaville
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Me too. I'd been on the sauce the night before, then special brew for breakfast followed by strippers in the Lord Nelson in old street before the game. I can remember seeing a tit in a pint glass but nothing about the game.
Prince Monolulu
Everything in Moderation
Looking forward, I have a few concerns regarding Brentford (A) this year. Might not be my finest hour, despite going easy with the snowballs, egg nogs and Camparis on the 25th.
Definetly Watford away in the cup in 84. Collapsed unconscious before the teams came out and got covered in a Union Jack on the floor to hide me from the police and got awoken after the match when the teams had left the field. Shamefully slung a empty half bottle of Whyte and Mackay at the police at the front before being bundled out of the back of the stand by some of my mates. Got split up and how me and one of my mates got to Watford train station is anybodies guess. Got in a fight with 4 Glaswegians getting back to Euston but somehow made it back home. It had slipped my mind that we had actually gone up by car.
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The away leg at the old den Millwall, on the coach, was completely pissed up after drinking all day, got stones and bricks lobbed at us, a circle of police and horses to escort us into ground,vaguely remember some of their fans setting fire to a couple of coppers hats on the terrace, police threatened to lob me out as I couldnt stand up straight, luckily my mate said he'd look after me, wouldn't of fancied wondering out rat-arsed, into the no-mans land at the old den, after we knocked them out of the semis, dare say I wouldn't be writing this now!
The Modfather
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Sunderland away 1987/88 season. Had been out on the piss Friday night and arrived back at @Drnotthenineo'clocknews gaff around 3am. Copious amounts of coffee to keep us awake until our lift arrived at 6am, then straight back on it.
Absolutely shitfaced by the time we made our first piss stop at 8am at Toddington.
Absolutely shitfaced by the time we made our first piss stop at 8am at Toddington.
thedonkeycentrehalf
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- Jul 7, 2003
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Man Utd away in the FA Cup. Arrived in Manchester fairly early and headed to a boozer we had used previously on the way to Bolton. Freezing cold morning but walked in and the (City supporting)barman recognised us and gave us a free drink. This was Yates' before it expanded South and they served this strange hot white wine concoction to warm up shoppers and we were each given a large one of these to warm us up. That then led to many colder drinks before eventually getting one of the free trams to the ground (I've never seen anyone pay so assume they are free).
After spending so long emptying my bladder I could have filled a swimming pool, we took our place on the terrace at which point I realised my vision was becoming seriously impaired. I thought I had lost my glasses but I was told I was still wearing them and it was just the booze kicking in. I only remember two things from the game. First, Peter Schmeichel seemed absolutely huge when he stood in front of us. Second was when I jumped up and down to celebrate a goal from a corner at the far end, only to be told to calm down as it went miles over the crossbar.
Don't recall much of the journey home, I assume I must have slept, but did get a CD of Frank by Squeeze back home in one piece that I had picked up at an Our Price somewhere on the way.
After spending so long emptying my bladder I could have filled a swimming pool, we took our place on the terrace at which point I realised my vision was becoming seriously impaired. I thought I had lost my glasses but I was told I was still wearing them and it was just the booze kicking in. I only remember two things from the game. First, Peter Schmeichel seemed absolutely huge when he stood in front of us. Second was when I jumped up and down to celebrate a goal from a corner at the far end, only to be told to calm down as it went miles over the crossbar.
Don't recall much of the journey home, I assume I must have slept, but did get a CD of Frank by Squeeze back home in one piece that I had picked up at an Our Price somewhere on the way.