What's the most shitted you've arrived at a game?

[rool]

BTP putting on my section 60 that I was a medium build West Indian.

Probably force of habit

 

[Badger]

Port Vale away, promotion party 2001. I got the train from Brighton at about 7am and a mate got on at Hassocks with a crate of Stella, we'd finished it by the time we got to Euston.

I seem to recall an anouncement on the train back saying they'd run out of alcohol, probably best for all concerned.

 

[fat old seagull]

I usually shit before I leave the house.

Last season I think that was essential !

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Port Vale away, promotion party 2001. I got the train from Brighton at about 7am and a mate got on at Hassocks with a crate of Stella, we'd finished it by the time we got to Euston.

I seem to recall an anouncement on the train back saying they'd run out of alcohol, probably best for all concerned.

God. I remember this awful day. I left a London club (poss Turnmills) a few hours before I was supposed to be on the train up north. I got home, necked a handful of these vitamin pills I was using for running and travelled. One thing I do remember was having a pee at the ground and the combination of dehydration and the vit pills had turned my wee bright yellow. For many reasons I was feeling quite paranoid at this point.

 

[Easy 10]

Burnley at home in our first season at the Amex, when we lost 1-0 with 9 men. I was so drunk I thought our second red card was a replay, even though I was looking at the pitch rather than the big screen.

The woman in the earlier put that would only sell pints if we had the correct money, as she had unplugged the tills to heat up her hair straighteners.

The landlord threatening to throw us out as we kept activating his Halloween skeletons.

Brilliant. Genuine LOL.

 

[Hotchilidog]

I'd have to say Forest away for the playoff clinching game. After an early champagne at St Pancras International, got stuck into the full M&S range of delightful cocktails. This was followed by a few cans of Brewdog Punk IPA. Then we arrived in Nottingham, straight to the pub and then cab to the ground, a cab which I managed to fall over in. I was stunned they let me in the ground. After the game I was refuse service at the riverside pub, which given the err...celebratory nature of the rest of our fans after the game must have really said a lot about the state I was in that I was singled out.

Great day!

 

[JJ McClure]

During the first season at the Amex, I think we were all on such a high about having such a magnificent ground that almost every game was treated as a bit of a party. As such there are a couple of games that I have absolutely no recollection of at all. Hull was one and I think the other might have been Forest but right there is 180 minutes of total mind blank.

 

[JC Footy Genius]

Too drunk to be completely sure which ground it was, possibly Abbey Stadium

Pre match pub crawl in what might have been Cambridge. Could barely walk straight and had to 'concentrate' to make it to the turnstile entrance.

Sat down on the terracing behind the goal for most of the match, might have been a draw.

 

[Insel affe]

Mid 90s @ Orient, went to Camden first for a few beers in The Elephants Head, whilst in the said establishment I meet with some regulars and was encouraged to participate in some speed earlier than usual, then proceed to Orients ground and the pub round the corner. Absolutely gone by then and if I am right I was not the only one the toilets got smashed up (not by me may I add) and the Old Bill turfed us all out. The following year no pubs were open when we played them. Watched the match and amazed I or my mate were by far not the worse in our end that day, seem to recall a bloke with tattoos on his face getting dragged about by stewards.... Anyway went back to Camden after the game and bought some ketamine for the first and last time..... Thats another story.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Too drunk to be completely sure which ground it was, possibly Abbey Stadium

Pre match pub crawl in what might have been Cambridge. Could barely walk straight and had to 'concentrate' to make it to the turnstile entrance.

Sat down on the terracing behind the goal for most of the match, might have been a draw.

Remember having seats in the directors box, or possibly just behind, at Cambridge one year. Got stuck into their CUFC pound a pint lager in the directors/VIP lounge ....and got into all sorts of arguments and bother. Seem to remember [MENTION=238]Uncle Buck[/MENTION] was with us?

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Southampton away, could barely stand up, or see!

 

[smeg]

Great game that, wonder goal from the often ridiculed Munday

 

[Surf's Up]

Cheap pun, but too many to remember...

This

 

[Uncle Buck]

Remember having seats in the directors box, or possibly just behind, at Cambridge one year. Got stuck into their CUFC pound a pint lager in the directors/VIP lounge ....and got into all sorts of arguments and bother. Seem to remember [MENTION=238]Uncle Buck[/MENTION] was with us?

We won 3-2 in the rain, Rod Thomas debut.

Stewards tried to throw us out and the woman that ran the lounge argued with them, so we carried on drinking.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

pays to keep a clear head bushy tailed and squeeky clean, don't want to get caught by an unfortunate one
regards
DR

 

[Phat Baz 68]

I was pretty smashed at a game at Gay Meadow back in the late 90's in fact i was utterly ****ed !!!!
And the St Patricks Day Massacre at the Amex i was very very very bad too.
And at the Goldstone about 83 V Leeds I was 16 nearly and paraletic

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

We won 3-2 in the rain, Rod Thomas debut.

Stewards tried to throw us out and the woman that ran the lounge argued with them, so we carried on drinking.

That's it. I now remember the lady arguing our case and telling me the people who complained about us were a bunch of weird old-duffers. I remember smoking a lovely Cohiba cigar as well. A good night.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

That genuinely surprises me given some of your late night posts !

I don't need booze to post drivel in the night.

God, I don't half post some shit. Thanks for pointing it out.

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

Last game at the Goldstone , pub crawl from Brighton to the ground.Big group of us and we even had an old bill wagon following our every move in the end!

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Mid 90s @ Orient, went to Camden first for a few beers in The Elephants Head, whilst in the said establishment I meet with some regulars and was encouraged to participate in some speed earlier than usual, then proceed to Orients ground and the pub round the corner. Absolutely gone by then and if I am right I was not the only one the toilets got smashed up (not by me may I add) and the Old Bill turfed us all out. The following year no pubs were open when we played them. Watched the match and amazed I or my mate were by far not the worse in our end that day, seem to recall a bloke with tattoos on his face getting dragged about by stewards.... Anyway went back to Camden after the game and bought some ketamine for the first and last time..... Thats another story.

Try going into the K hole whilst actually AT the game. Meet spirits on the astral plane and get escorted out covered in snot and sick as I did at a Roots hall.

The pub (spread eagle) had so much sniff and whatnot on the tables out the back that it has to go down as one of Albions epic always. It's still spoken of in Southend to this day. When Albion got ****ed up in some style.