Mine was that 4-3 Stauer Bucharest game. A 0-0 would have been useful given my state; as it happens I was completely lost after 2 goals and couldn't keep up.
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What's the most shitted you've arrived at a game?
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Behind Enemy Lines
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Play off Final v Notts County but a good thing as it transpired
pasty
A different kind of pasty
Easy one this. An evening game away at Luton quite a few years back. Me and a mate had the day off so went up to London early and started drinking about 12ish. Met my brother in Hornimans by London Bridge sometime late afternoon for more beers, then hopped on the Thameslink to Luton. About the only thing I can remember is that we lost 3-0 or 3-1 or something. Completely and utterly bladdered.
Uncle Buck
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- Jul 7, 2003
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Cheap pun, but too many to remember...
BensGrandad
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Not me but my 3 sons who are all good pool players went to a game at Crewe and cleaned up taking about £500 off the locals. On arrival at the ground 2 were arrested walking to the turnstiles not for being drunk or abusive but having been seen on CCTV consuming alcohol on their way to a sports venue. After spending the evening in Nantwich they were relased having maissed the last train to London and arrived home Sunday morning. The outcome was they received a conditional discharge and no banning order was sought by the club or Sussex Police.
My worst was on my 50th birthday we hired a car and driver and went to Leicester League Cup game which we won with a Stuart Munday goal left Guildford at 8.30 am for an evening kick off and kept stopping having a brandy and a pint each time. On arrivving in the pub in Leicester we were buying a round and by the time that was dispensed somebody else was buying another so much so that the manager put a barman Cumber to just serve us until we left for the game.
My worst was on my 50th birthday we hired a car and driver and went to Leicester League Cup game which we won with a Stuart Munday goal left Guildford at 8.30 am for an evening kick off and kept stopping having a brandy and a pint each time. On arrivving in the pub in Leicester we were buying a round and by the time that was dispensed somebody else was buying another so much so that the manager put a barman Cumber to just serve us until we left for the game.
Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
Far too many to remember, I FEAR at some of them I may have made a FOOL of myself too
Away at Reading, the season we were both top and we had a solid 0-0 over there place. Also arrived at Withdean fairly "happy" on the day Dick Knight was offering free Cava following the later rescinded planning result
Bevendean Hillbilly
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Turned up at withdean absolutely mortal for match against Jason Macateer Tranmere Rovers team. Don't remember too much apart from shouting for Jase to come and autograph my poncho...which he did,and being told by quite a few people that I was being a plum.
The crucial Survival game which saw us carrying Rissoles Salde around the pitch also saw me being extremely pissed and running around the track at withdean shouting my head off about Palace.
I don't drink anymore.
The crucial Survival game which saw us carrying Rissoles Salde around the pitch also saw me being extremely pissed and running around the track at withdean shouting my head off about Palace.
I don't drink anymore.
darkwolf666
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Again, not me but someone I travelled with.
This would have been August 1979, a blazing hot day and we were playing away to Wrexham. We travelled to Wales on a hired coach and in those days it appeared acceptable to drink on the coach!
One of our party was well tanked up by the time we got to Wales and was poured into the ground, were he proceeded to take his shirt of and lay on the terracing in the sun and go to sleep!
He missed every minute of the thrilling 0-0 draw - was woken up by the cheers at the end of the game to stagger back to the coach and back to Brighton. A mammoth journey where he didn't see one minute of football, but had a nice nap and got sunburn!
This would have been August 1979, a blazing hot day and we were playing away to Wrexham. We travelled to Wales on a hired coach and in those days it appeared acceptable to drink on the coach!
One of our party was well tanked up by the time we got to Wales and was poured into the ground, were he proceeded to take his shirt of and lay on the terracing in the sun and go to sleep!
He missed every minute of the thrilling 0-0 draw - was woken up by the cheers at the end of the game to stagger back to the coach and back to Brighton. A mammoth journey where he didn't see one minute of football, but had a nice nap and got sunburn!
Frampler
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Burnley at home in our first season at the Amex, when we lost 1-0 with 9 men. I was so drunk I thought our second red card was a replay, even though I was looking at the pitch rather than the big screen.
Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo
I believe in Joe Hendry
- Oct 4, 2003
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Southend away opening day of the 00/01 season. We were in Southend before the pubs opened and already pissed, a breakfast before finding a pub did nothing to soak up the beer. All I can remember of the game is how hot it was in the away end, the rest is a blur, I don't even remember getting home.
Cheltenham away 2007
Uncle Buck
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- Jul 7, 2003
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Special mention has to go to Wolves away last season.
This was our Christmas Party day, which included a take on Secret Santa on the way up. The rules were £5 a gift, the gift had to be alcoholic and consumed on arrival at Birmingham New Street station. Factor in some of the stitch ups that happened and the fact that £5 in Lidl or Aldi on booze could probably even finish Ozzy Osbourne off, no good was coming of this day.
One of our group had to consume a litre of English Cooking wine (£5 in Iceland), we arrived in Brum at 10am ish and went to the Christmas Market to drink German beer, then a pub crawl of Birmingham, cans of death for the train to Wolverhampton and things were hazzy.
The person that had drunk the cooking wine, was initially refused entry to the ground, only for somebody else to say he was swaying due to a bad back. Stewards summon the St John's Ambulance, who take him to their station in the ground, assess him and then escort him along the perimeter of the pitch to the away end. The rest of the group see him being walked around the pitch and start chanting his name followed by Drinking Pints of Sherry, with the slightly more sober person with him gesturing for us to shut up, as they had somehow managed to get into the ground.
At half time the stewards would not allow us into the area of the concourse where most of the Albion fans were, but made us go left into an area that had not been opened pre game, yet now there was a bar open. So no need to queue for a beer, straight to the bar!!!
Post game, back to Birmingham for another 3 hours, Post Office Vaults and then the German Market thing again. One of the group passed out on the steps and had to be woken by the police.
Train back to London with bottles of Hooch (the day was beyond repair), I seemingly annoyed the Man U fans on the train with an old ditty about European games.
Then into the Bree Louise at Euston, seemingly.
So actually Wolves away is possibly the most drunk as a group we have been at a game.
This was our Christmas Party day, which included a take on Secret Santa on the way up. The rules were £5 a gift, the gift had to be alcoholic and consumed on arrival at Birmingham New Street station. Factor in some of the stitch ups that happened and the fact that £5 in Lidl or Aldi on booze could probably even finish Ozzy Osbourne off, no good was coming of this day.
One of our group had to consume a litre of English Cooking wine (£5 in Iceland), we arrived in Brum at 10am ish and went to the Christmas Market to drink German beer, then a pub crawl of Birmingham, cans of death for the train to Wolverhampton and things were hazzy.
The person that had drunk the cooking wine, was initially refused entry to the ground, only for somebody else to say he was swaying due to a bad back. Stewards summon the St John's Ambulance, who take him to their station in the ground, assess him and then escort him along the perimeter of the pitch to the away end. The rest of the group see him being walked around the pitch and start chanting his name followed by Drinking Pints of Sherry, with the slightly more sober person with him gesturing for us to shut up, as they had somehow managed to get into the ground.
At half time the stewards would not allow us into the area of the concourse where most of the Albion fans were, but made us go left into an area that had not been opened pre game, yet now there was a bar open. So no need to queue for a beer, straight to the bar!!!
Post game, back to Birmingham for another 3 hours, Post Office Vaults and then the German Market thing again. One of the group passed out on the steps and had to be woken by the police.
Train back to London with bottles of Hooch (the day was beyond repair), I seemingly annoyed the Man U fans on the train with an old ditty about European games.
Then into the Bree Louise at Euston, seemingly.
So actually Wolves away is possibly the most drunk as a group we have been at a game.
Uncle Buck
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- Jul 7, 2003
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Ah yes, leaving your wallet and trousers in the pub!!!
Brilliant.
atfc village
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That indeed was a fine day out.
Not my finest hour, or very much my finest hour, depending on your perspective.
Orient and Hartlepool away a few months afterwards were pretty shambolic as well.
Uncle Buck
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- Jul 7, 2003
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Hartlepool had some memorable moments that day.
BTP putting on my section 60 that I was a medium build West Indian.
The pub that only sold cans.
The woman in the earlier put that would only sell pints if we had the correct money, as she had unplugged the tills to heat up her hair straighteners.
The landlord threatening to throw us out as we kept activating his Halloween skeletons.
Scotch egg football in Morrisons...
Was it also the trip where the Sunderland fan set fire to somebody's body hair on the train back?
alfredmizen
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- Mar 11, 2015
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That genuinely surprises me given some of your late night posts !