Ninja Elephant
Doctor Elephant
- Feb 16, 2009
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I once scored twice in a 5 a side game (stay with me) when the other team were on the verge of winning the league, over a year after joining the bottom divison. They had their spouses and kids with them, they were a middle aged team of plodders. Nice geezers, but rarely troubled to win the league. But this particular season they could wrap up the title with a game to spare if they beat us, hence bringing a crowd. There were about a dozen people behind their goal cheering them on, and booing us with every touch.
Happily, they had a bloke sent off for punching one of our guys and things went a bit pear shaped for them. I rattled in the first with about 10 minutes to go to make it 1-1 and then hit a last minute winner for 2-1 and we celebrated wildly because it meant that if we won the last game, we'd win the league instead of them. They were heckling me, specifically, MERCILESSLY when I celebrated in front of them. Not quite Scott McGleish, but pretty shitty.
It was quite a goal though to be fair, the winner. To complete the story, we showed up for the title decider full of confidence and were duly thumped 5-1 by a new team playing their first game, so the old boys did win the league and their families weren't there to see it (as they had been bad for luck the week before!).
Happily, they had a bloke sent off for punching one of our guys and things went a bit pear shaped for them. I rattled in the first with about 10 minutes to go to make it 1-1 and then hit a last minute winner for 2-1 and we celebrated wildly because it meant that if we won the last game, we'd win the league instead of them. They were heckling me, specifically, MERCILESSLY when I celebrated in front of them. Not quite Scott McGleish, but pretty shitty.
It was quite a goal though to be fair, the winner. To complete the story, we showed up for the title decider full of confidence and were duly thumped 5-1 by a new team playing their first game, so the old boys did win the league and their families weren't there to see it (as they had been bad for luck the week before!).