Whats the best thing you've ever pulled out of your own body ?

[Lord Bracknell]

Mate of mine had a live snake pulled out of his arse a month after getting back from travelling in South America. The doctor threw up.

Turns out the thing had been growing inside him for months and it had started to pop its head out every so often to nibble away at his arsehole for food. He went to GP fearing worms or a tropical bug and out popped a bloody snake

Thank you for this story. Everyone on NSC can now tell all their friends.

It's much better to start it with the words "A friend of a friend ..."

"A mate of mine ..." never quite sounds unconvincing enough.

 

[Thimble Keegan]

Had to pull her out of my mouth (kissing etc... nout dodgy)

Well we can all include pulling birds out of our mouths after kissing...But then if that is being put on here I can also say birds tongue's out of my arsehole after being rimmed.

Albion & England forever.

Thimble Keegan
Worthing BHA

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Returning to the theme of ears, Easy 10's experience of rediscovering hearing is exactly the opposite of what happened to me at Robertsbridge Bonfire Night last year.

Some idiot was throwing explosives around and one hit me on the side of the head at exactly the moment it went off. Apart from knocking me over, it instantly caused total loss of hearing in my left ear.

Fortunately this returned after about four days and there was no permanent damage to my ear drum. But suddenly going half deaf was the wierdest sensation, particularly not being able to tell what direction any sound was coming from. Conversations also involved me having to turn my face AWAY from whoever was talking, which simply looked bloody rude.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

4" broken knife blade from the back of my right shoulder. I can show zebedee the scar when we are back at work if you like!

38 pieces of gravel from my left leg following a hockey match in Portugal - they called it a pitch, we called it a car park. Still have the dark staining as a memory.

 

[Bakesy]

A garden fork that went right through my big toe

 

[Lord Bracknell]

A garden fork that went right through my big toe

God yes! I'd forgotten that. PAINFUL.

Right ankle in my case. It was a future international footballer who did it to me, when I was ten years old. He was only nine at the time.

His mum poured IODINE all over the wound.

 

[Everest]

A dart. I went to kick a balloon, but my bro threw a dart at it at the same time. I got the balloon, the dart got my foot.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Thank you for this story. Everyone on NSC can now tell all their friends.

It's much better to start it with the words "A friend of a friend ..."

"A mate of mine ..." never quite sounds unconvincing enough.

Oi, it's true I tell ye Lord B!

 

[bhaexpress]

You snake in the ass !