West Hoathly Seagull
Honorary Ruffian
I must say I don't get this "northern dump" stuff that so often gets posted on here. Sure, Burnley itself is not a particularly attractive town, but it's fairly small, and as others have said, players only have to go there for the stadium and training ground. Let's be honest, if you go and play for Leeds or Bradford, you would probably choose to live in Ilkley or Harrogate, unless you're a youngster who enjoys nightlife, in which case you'd probably buy a city centre apartment in Leeds, or if playing for Burnley, Manchester. The Antikythera Mechanism has already posted about a farmhouse for sale. There are fine houses and beautiful countryside up north - take for example the Forest of Bowland, which Thunder Bolt mentions, which isn't far from Burnley. And if I can use a political parallel, Ribble Valley, which contains the Forest of Bowland, has a Tory majority of 15,000, while Richmond, William Hague's seat, within easy commuting distance of Leeds, has a majority of 23,000. Tories do not tend to win in rough areas, and that particularly applies in the north. I love our county, but it is easy to comment through Sussex-blinkered spectacles. Sussex does have its downsides - awful traffic for a start. A footballer, who isn't from this area, isn't going to have any such loyalties.