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What would you rather have a fight against?

What would you rather fight against?

  • One horse sized duck

    Votes: 11 34.4%
  • Fifty duck sized horses

    Votes: 21 65.6%

  • Total voters
    32










Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,637
Location Location
Fifty duck-sized horses, definitely. They wouldn't be intelligent enough to coordinate their attacks to overwhelm me, and I could just dash around STOMPING each one.

A duck the size of a horse, when angered, would be a FEARSOME opponent though. Not quite sure how I'd take that out.
 


pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
31,455
West, West, West Sussex
A duck the size of a horse, when angered, would be a FEARSOME opponent though. Not quite sure how I'd take that out.

A couple of giant chinese pancakes and vat of plum sauce should do the trick :thumbsup:
 




A duck the size of a horse, when angered, would be a FEARSOME opponent though. Not quite sure how I'd take that out.

Easy;

1. Guide aforementioned duck to the nearest volcano (or, failing that, a large steep hole will do). Probably best achieved by running. Fast.
2. Throw a loaf of bread into said hole.
3. Watch horse-sized duck jump into volcano/hole after bread.

Et voila.
 








Colossal Squid

Returning video tapes
Feb 11, 2010
4,906
Under the sea
Easy;

1. Guide aforementioned duck to the nearest volcano (or, failing that, a large steep hole will do). Probably best achieved by running. Fast.
2. Throw a loaf of bread into said hole.
3. Watch horse-sized duck jump into volcano/hole after bread.

Et voila.

4. Watch it fly out again, USING ITS WINGS
 








Captain Haddock

Active member
Aug 2, 2005
2,130
The Deep Blue Sea
Think I'll take my chances with the horse-sized duck....humour him with a few wise quacks then hide under a table after fooling him by pretending there were fifty duck-sized horses standing menacingly behind him!

Job done.
 










Wilko

LUZZING chairs about
Sep 19, 2003
9,928
BN1
Although 50 little horses sounds easier I think they could gang up, get in behind you on your blind side. The one big duck would of course be tougher to slay but you could keep eyes on him at all times. It is a toughie.
 


Tim Over Whelmed

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 24, 2007
10,769
Arundel
Duck sized horses, imagine how much you'd get once you calmed them down and taken them to the farmers market? Little girls handing over their hard earned pocket money for a really cute duck sized horse ... I'd save one though and give it a right pasting for starting on me in the first place.

Horse sized duck .. imagine that have a dump on your head!
 




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