What would you rather have a fight against?

[Wilko]

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

a horse sized duck would be hard as f***........

can it still fly?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

J'adore ducks.

Wish I had my own horse sized duck for triple transport convenience... I could ride on it's back over land, sea and air.

SICK.

 

[Easy 10]

Fifty duck-sized horses, definitely. They wouldn't be intelligent enough to coordinate their attacks to overwhelm me, and I could just dash around STOMPING each one.

A duck the size of a horse, when angered, would be a FEARSOME opponent though. Not quite sure how I'd take that out.

 

[pasty]

A duck the size of a horse, when angered, would be a FEARSOME opponent though. Not quite sure how I'd take that out.

A couple of giant chinese pancakes and vat of plum sauce should do the trick

 

[sten_super]

A duck the size of a horse, when angered, would be a FEARSOME opponent though. Not quite sure how I'd take that out.

Easy;

1. Guide aforementioned duck to the nearest volcano (or, failing that, a large steep hole will do). Probably best achieved by running. Fast.
2. Throw a loaf of bread into said hole.
3. Watch horse-sized duck jump into volcano/hole after bread.

Et voila.

 

[Don Quixote]

Give me the duck sized horse and i'll get me crossbow.

 

[Colossal Squid]

Fifty is quite a lot though, and you're talking about TWO HUNDRED legs a kicking

This is tough

 

[Colossal Squid]

Easy;

1. Guide aforementioned duck to the nearest volcano (or, failing that, a large steep hole will do). Probably best achieved by running. Fast.
2. Throw a loaf of bread into said hole.
3. Watch horse-sized duck jump into volcano/hole after bread.

Et voila.

4. Watch it fly out again, USING ITS WINGS

 

[Easy 10]

A couple of giant chinese pancakes and vat of plum sauce should do the trick

Of course !
And perhaps a romantic stroll along by Hove Lagoon to walk it off.

 

[sten_super]

4. Watch it fly out again, USING ITS WINGS

Not if you drop LAVA on top of it first.

 

[Captain Haddock]

Think I'll take my chances with the horse-sized duck....humour him with a few wise quacks then hide under a table after fooling him by pretending there were fifty duck-sized horses standing menacingly behind him!

Job done.

 

[Wilko]

a horse sized duck would be hard as f***........

can it still fly?

It can fly but like a duck it has to do that stupid camp run thing first before it can pick up enough speed.

 

[ooh ah my arse is on fire]

Not sure about the fight that but I have ducked a horse faced women

 

[Mendoza]

I'd take on the duck, then when I've killed it, I can have an authentic home cooked meal with pancakes, hoisin sauce, spring onion and cucumber innit

 

[Wilko]

Although 50 little horses sounds easier I think they could gang up, get in behind you on your blind side. The one big duck would of course be tougher to slay but you could keep eyes on him at all times. It is a toughie.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Duck sized horses, imagine how much you'd get once you calmed them down and taken them to the farmers market? Little girls handing over their hard earned pocket money for a really cute duck sized horse ... I'd save one though and give it a right pasting for starting on me in the first place.

Horse sized duck .. imagine that have a dump on your head!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

would the duck sized horses still have a hard HOOF attack? cos 50 of them hoofing the shit out of you would SMART