What would you do on £135 000 a week?

[brixtonA23]

Give it up and get shit faced without fear, or play football?

 

[cloud]

Or hand it out in cash to the vagrants of Manchester

 

[Joey Deacon's Disco Suit]

I'd get a great big turnip in the country.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Mainly sexual assault

 

[albion534]

buy the english version of the playboy mansion

 

[Woodchip]

Buy Smellhurst, demolish it and put a travellers site there.

Sent by yolk folk

 

[happypig]

Use 5k a week for myself.
Use the rest, after tax, to help the homeless in Sussex.

 

[SeagullSongs]

Probably treat my friends a lot, dine very expensively, have a fleet of Aston Martins and Bentleys, etc.
I'd also donate a very sizeable chunk to Cancer Research or other charities, and I'd probably do the whole Balotelli-style money-giving in streets.

 

[pauli cee]

Mainly sexual assault

hahahaha

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

For a start I'd give about £60,0000 of it to the tax man.

 

[cloud]

For a start I'd give about £60,0000 of it to the tax man.

Not if you were a footballer you wouldn't. You'd set up an overseas trust and create a loan which gave you 135k a week, but never had to pay back. Hence no tax.

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

For a start I'd give about £60,0000 of it to the tax man.

Just so glad you're not my accountant.

 

[Deleted member 18477]

buy a house with a swimming pool, gym and luxury garden for BBQ's
invest in other properties
buy holiday homes
buy a few nice cars
treat friends and family (and help some get on the property ladder)
buy expensive clothes
give some to charity

pretty standard things tbh that most rich would want/do.

also i'd love to open an american style diner that has all the footy on, serves coffee, tea, breakfasts, burgers, onion rings, steak, chips, ice cream, brownies, muffins, waffles, ice tea, alcoholic drinks etc. kind of a sports bar!

 

[el_ciddy]

Probably be dead by the second week.

 

[The screamer]

Probably have a wank

 

[brixtonA23]

So nobody up for football then.

 

[JCL]

Buy Smellhurst, demolish it and put a travellers site there.

Sent by yolk folk

Yep, that would tidy it up and raise property prices around there...

 

[hitony]

Get VERY annoyed as it would mean I have just taken a massive pay cut!!!!!!

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

i'd buy a lettuce farm

 

[seagullondon]

Probably have a wank

not pay someone to do it for you