What would you do on £135 000 a week?

[seagullondon]

I would make friends with Patrice Evra and then once I have his confidence I would call him a cry baby

 

[upthealbion1970]

Buy a diamond studded leopard

 

[Return of the Rev]

I would buy an inflatable cow and pay poor people to worship it!

 

[aolstudios]

Get VERY annoyed as it would mean I have just taken a massive pay cut!!!!!!

of about £100k, I believe

 

[Tomnorthi]

Give some to any struggling clubs I like.

 

[Norman Potting]

i'd buy a lettuce farm

Luuurv the avatar

 

[Lady Gull]

I'd give my house away and buy a bug house in the country that I could use as a wedding venue -

I'd buy lots of gorgeous shoes!

I'd travel to all the places I want to go staying in fab hotels and I'd put money in trust for my kids !

 

[severnside gull]

I'm assuming this thread refers to Andy Carroll in which case playing football is only an occassional option

 

[xenophon]

Use 5k a week for myself.
Use the rest, after tax, to help the homeless in Sussex.

Good effort. I'd do something similar, but I'd have to take a bigger slice for myself

 

[hitony]

I'd give my house away and buy a bug house in the country that I could use as a wedding venue -

I'd buy lots of gorgeous shoes!

I'd travel to all the places I want to go staying in fab hotels and I'd put money in trust for my kids !

Can I ask exactly what it is you like about BUG houses?

 

[Lady Gull]

Bloody iPhone!!! No bugs just a big house x

 

[dadams2k11]

buy smellhurst, demolish it and put a travellers site there.

sent by yolk folk

lmao

 

[oh ah stantona]

I would make sure my family were taken care of.....keep enough for myself to allow me not to work and enjoy life to the full and to watch my children grow up with security of noing that they won't have to struggle as i have done so far....sign the majotity of my business over to my employee's and inject a monthly income to ensure that they all remain employed......set up monthly donations to Help 4 Heros, The Chesnut Tree and the Fire Fighters charities and become invloved in fund raising for them.......ohhhh yeahhh i would have a lifetime season ticket for the albion of course.....live life and enjoy....think i have thought a little to much about this....back to real ale ality....

 

[The screamer]

not pay someone to do it for you

Fair point!

 

[Ali_rrr]

Probably would end up spending loads of microsoft points for xbox haha, and the normal stuff cars, houses etc. Then probably invest it in property to make even more money, then once I had a considerable sum of money just live off of the intrest.

 

[Nigella's Cream Pie]

I'd spend most of it on gambling, women, drink and drugs. The rest of it I'd just waste.

 

[Mr Burns]

Buy Smellhurst, demolish it and put a travellers site there.

Sent by yolk folk

Why would you pay good money to improve that shithole?

 

[Gwm]

I would do very little !!

 

[Braders]

So nobody up for football then.

I'd play for minimum needed to get me through life , but I'm awful so probably still wouldn't get a game.

 

[Igor Gurinovich?]

buy an island or piece of land and start my own nation.