What would be your worst nightmare at Falmer?

[NMH]

Sadly, I'll be sitting next to TWO gingers at Falmer.

Is it too late to change your ticket

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Is it too late to change your ticket

Not at all. If he no longer wants a Falmer seat on the back of said GINGER'S +3 entitlement, he just has to say....

 

[Bwian]

There are 3 people in D/E Block who I hope are nowhere near me at The Amex. The loud mouthed twat who thinks it hilarious to yell "Come on, big 20 Brightenove" when there's 15 minutes left. He yells out other tedium throughout the game and none of it is either funny or informative. The knob head who regularly yells "'Ow many more times ref/lino" with the first effort usually less than a minute into the game. Finally, the newcomer this season in D, row J or K who is just a frigging loud mouth who has moaned constantly about our new style of play-he's the dickhead who always wants us to "get rid of it".

Any of those three sit near me and I'll slash my wrists.

 

[Simster]

Not at all. If he no longer wants a Falmer seat on the back of said GINGER'S +3 entitlement, he just has to say....

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

The bloke that sat behind me at The Millenium Stadium who said to me (in the build up to kick off) "why are you standing up and singing to this song?, you wouldnt get this in the Premiership"

I said because it is our anthem, this may be the greatest day of my Brighton supporting life and this isnt the Premiership"

The song was Sussex by the Sea

That's what will happen if you choose to sit in the Bristol City end. Avoid buying in the south stand at Falmer or you might find this is a weekly occurance.

 

[User removed 4]

the chelsea option.....I hear Bushy's getting a season ticket

Dont worry, I would rather slam my cock in a fire door than sit next to a twot like you.

 

[Papa Lazarou]

There are 3 people in D/E Block who I hope are nowhere near me at The Amex. The loud mouthed twat who thinks it hilarious to yell "Come on, big 20 Brightenove" when there's 15 minutes left. He yells out other tedium throughout the game and none of it is either funny or informative. The knob head who regularly yells "'Ow many more times ref/lino" with the first effort usually less than a minute into the game. Finally, the newcomer this season in D, row J or K who is just a frigging loud mouth who has moaned constantly about our new style of play-he's the dickhead who always wants us to "get rid of it".

Any of those three sit near me and I'll slash my wrists.

what he said... I must sit near you, and sit next to one of those people

 

[Papa Lazarou]

To clarify, I sit in row J, and sit next to the 'old fashioned' hoof it fan, who gives a running commentary on the game, and spends the whole game telling everyone how nervous his is when we pass the ball about. I've told him to shut the f**k up at least twice this season, including during the Peterboro game, when he described it as 'a disgrace' when we were under the cosh at 3-1 up...

 

[Badger]

There are 3 people in D/E Block who I hope are nowhere near me at The Amex. The loud mouthed twat who thinks it hilarious to yell "Come on, big 20 Brightenove" when there's 15 minutes left. He yells out other tedium throughout the game and none of it is either funny or informative. The knob head who regularly yells "'Ow many more times ref/lino" with the first effort usually less than a minute into the game. Finally, the newcomer this season in D, row J or K who is just a frigging loud mouth who has moaned constantly about our new style of play-he's the dickhead who always wants us to "get rid of it".

Any of those three sit near me and I'll slash my wrists.

I'm pretty sure one of those guys will be someone I went to school with, I think he's in D block around row J. I would guess he's the "Ow many more times ref/lino" man. He is also what I would describe as PLUMP.

 

[Soton Seagull]

I'll be happy to avoid the sqeaky voiced gobshite who sometimes sits with his mates near the back of block D. Often turns up with his son, squarking in a way that would make glass shatter; that's when he's not on his mobile saying how shit we are. Recently he's also been turning up drunk and having a pop at the people around him; bemoaning the lack of atmoshere and shouting out songs in slow motion.

I would be devastated to sit next to him at Falmer.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I'm pretty sure one of those guys will be someone I went to school with, I think he's in D block around row J. I would guess he's the "Ow many more times ref/lino" man. He is also what I would describe as PLUMP.

Yeah, I think its him as well.....

 

[Badger]

Yeah, I think its him as well.....

I've got a sneaky feeling his dad will get a ticket the opposite side of the ground from him.

 

[Dave the OAP]

....I just hope I am not sat next to me

 

[The Terminator]

who is that bloke that sat at the bottom of h block for the Peterborough game wearing a badge cap and consistently stood up screaming and every one else was seated around him

 

[Lord Bracknell]

....I just hope I am not sat next to me

I know what you mean, Dave.

 

[minnieme]

Don't give him your mobile number if you like your sleep!

f***ing right there!!!

 

[Marc1901]

A GINGE would be a bit crap to sit next to, because.....well, you know, they're ginger.

Yep all gingers are shit to sit next to, ESPECIALLY me!

 

[Marc1901]

That out of tune kid, where abouts in H does he sit?

Gary and he sit in front of me.

 

[KneeOn]

Gary and he sit in front of me.

hew:

i'm horrendous and out of tune. I thought it was me. The egocentric **** i am.

 

[Bisto]

The rattle guy in block H!!!!