What would be your worst nightmare at Falmer?

[KneeOn]

Being sat next to either out of tune kid from H block or that annoying tosser who sat there slagging off Wood constantly, Commentated on the game like a cliche commentator & repeatedly called Kish 'The kish'.
Loved it when BG87 gave him both barrels

That out of tune kid, where abouts in H does he sit?

 

[KneeOn]

For what its worth: any of the kids who are fixated with me. I hope they sit WSU instead of North. Or they don't go. Or anything. JUST NOT NEAR ME.

 

[cjd]

Anyone who sits staring at his mobile phone with an ear piece, continually updating everyone with the scores of every club in the country throughout the game........FFS...... just stay at home and watch Jeff Stelling instead.

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

Someone who smells of semen.

 

[alan partridge]

the chelsea option.....I hear Bushy's getting a season ticket

 

[Grassman]

I would name names if I knew it, but for me it's the annoying kid(when Withdean opened)/now about 24, who sits in the back row of D block stating the bleeding obvious. His dad is fine, he should be shot. Oh yeah, and the old fella (called John) behind me who uttered the immortal words: "this is turning in to a right old dull season" when we were 8pts clear at the top. Grrrrrrr. On the plus side, this year I have a scottish geezer next to me who's sound, and a father and young son the other side who know more about football/the Albion than most of the row behind me. Still, think I'll miss D block.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Hove Born & Bred

That happened to me at Luton once.

I've never been back to Kenilworth Road since.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

My nightmare would be sitting in my seat and realising pc balkem police box is right next to me

Best you avoid the North Stand, then.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

Disappointing. I thought this poll was going to name names

bakesy...i would be standing up every 5 minutes so he could go to the loo

 

[Mendoza]

The bloke that sat behind me at The Millenium Stadium who said to me (in the build up to kick off) "why are you standing up and singing to this song?, you wouldnt get this in the Premiership"

I said because it is our anthem, this may be the greatest day of my Brighton supporting life and this isnt the Premiership"

The song was Sussex by the Sea

 

[NMH]

The bloke that sat behind me at The Millenium Stadium who said to me (in the build up to kick off) "why are you standing up and singing to this song?, you wouldnt get this in the Premiership"

I said because it is our anthem, this may be the greatest day of my Brighton supporting life and this isnt the Premiership"

The song was Sussex by the Sea

Well said.
I wonder why any football spectator would need to question others singing their club song, but that's telling him.

I hope our singing develops considerably at Falmer, because sometimes the 'Aaaalbion' and 'Seeagulls' shouts are too short, too dirge-like, and unenthusiastic to feel excited about.
('blame the stewards' )

 

[Bwian]

Simply someone who has no idea about the game - who does not let their ignorance get in the way of expressing an opinion.

You're out of luck then-you're next to me

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

I do hope your'e not in the 1901 then.

4 of my pink pound friends are.

someones got to clean the bogs up there !

 

[Jam The Man]

On occasion at Withdean I've had the odd moron in a spare seat near me who has no idea that football has moved on since the 70's and thinks it's alright to be racist/sexist/offer up a fight the second someone disagrees with him etc etc


Had 2 of them at the Pompey game - they barely knew any of the players and were hypwed up./doped up throughout and looking forward to it 'all kicking off afterwards'..

Hopefully arseholes like that will be nowhere near me....





A fan having some knowledge of the offside rule might be nice too!

 

[Icy Gull]

Bono, Sting and Paul McCartney sitting behind me

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

On occasion at Withdean I've had the odd moron in a spare seat near me who has no idea that football has moved on since the 70's and thinks it's alright to be racist/sexist/offer up a fight the second someone disagrees with him etc etc

Had 2 of them at the Pompey game - they barely knew any of the players and were hypwed up./doped up throughout and looking forward to it 'all kicking off afterwards'..

Hopefully arseholes like that will be nowhere near me....

you're in for a shock then

 

[tottenhamseagull]

The bloke that sat behind me at The Millenium Stadium who said to me (in the build up to kick off) "why are you standing up and singing to this song?, you wouldnt get this in the Premiership"

I said because it is our anthem, this may be the greatest day of my Brighton supporting life and this isnt the Premiership"

The song was Sussex by the Sea

Why the f*** was he there anyway?
Worst nightmare - a smelly fat northerner

 

[algie]

Off duty copper

 

[Simster]

A GINGE would be a bit crap to sit next to, because.....well, you know, they're ginger.

Sadly, I'll be sitting next to TWO gingers at Falmer.

 

[joker]

Someone who stinks like an old ashtray