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What weapon would you rather take into a fight?

What is your chosen weapon

  • Tyre

    Votes: 4 9.3%
  • Hoof of cow

    Votes: 30 69.8%
  • Neither as I am well hard anyway

    Votes: 9 20.9%

  • Total voters
    43


CHAPPERS

DISCO SPENG
Jul 5, 2003
45,080
Tyre

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Hoof of cow

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Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,363
Location Location
Depends on the situation.
If I've been sneaky and managed to gain an undetected aerial advantage on my foe, then I'd take the tyre. Drop that bastard on someones head and they won't be getting up in a hurry.

If, however, my cover has been blown and I am face-to-face with my would-be assailant, then I'd choose the cows hoof, as it looks like it could be an effective bludgeoning tool. Having said that though, I'd probably run away.
 


CHAPPERS

DISCO SPENG
Jul 5, 2003
45,080
I'd take a tyre, they are well heavy and could do some real damage. If you like you can imagine that your opponent has the weapon that you don't choose.

I am and I won well easy.
 


Well with the tyre you'd probably only get one throw which would be a bit slow and sluggish and they'd see it coming from Polegate anyway so prolly duck out of the way in time.

I'd batter them repeatedly with the hoof.
 






Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
the hoof could smash someones skull in i reckon
 
















Trufflehound

Re-enfranchised
Aug 5, 2003
14,126
The democratic and free EU
Is it allowed to have the car tyre still attached to a Range Rover? Or the hoof still part of the cow for that matter?

It could sway the decision.

A mightily upset cow kicking away could do some serious damage in a confined space. But then again the Range Rover would be good for buggering off sharpish if things start going badly.
 






Northstander

Well-known member
Oct 13, 2003
14,031
Tyre any day!!

You can chuck it at your assailant, when it goes over their head it will secure their arms in place leaving your free to batter and kick at your pleasure!


:clap2:
 






Northstander

Well-known member
Oct 13, 2003
14,031
The Boss said:
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I'll take you all on!

:clap2: :lolol: :lolol: :clap2:

That must be the newer addition as mine doesnt have an Atomic charging port!

:lolol:
 
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New member
Mar 1, 2006
86
Eastbourne
id have the hoof but it would need to be connected to abit of leg to have any real use as a clubbing device, otherwise you might as well have a rock
 


Marc

New member
Jul 6, 2003
25,267
"Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit. When your assailant lunges at you with a passion fruit..."

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