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What weapon would you rather take into a fight?

What is your chosen weapon

  • Tyre

    Votes: 4 9.3%
  • Hoof of cow

    Votes: 30 69.8%
  • Neither as I am well hard anyway

    Votes: 9 20.9%

  • Total voters
    43


seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,949
Crap Town
weapon of mass destruction would do it for me.
 




Gritt23

New member
Jul 7, 2003
14,902
Meopham, Kent.
I think I'd rather try to use the bottom of my mate Chris.

Dropping a tyre on someone is all very well, but if Chris drops one, then all hell breaks lose. My would be assailant would be paralysed instantaniously, whereas numerous away trips stuck in a car with Chris has trained my senses sufficiently that I would have a few vital seconds to finish off my choking and spluttering opponent before I collapse in a choking heap myself.
 


Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,983
Surrey
The Boss said:
I'll take you all on!

stingray-leather-hobo-handbag.jpg


Bring it on.
 




Schrödinger's Toad

Nie dla Idiotów
Jan 21, 2004
11,957
Hoof of Cow looks handy, but I'd be worried about it just being too short - you couldn't really get much power behind it if that's all there is - the only real option is bludgeoning, which is, I feel, over-rated.

If you could have two of them however, and mount them at either end of a STAFF, possibly featuring a rubberised central grip, you'd be nigh-on unstoppable. I'd accompany such a weapon with a cow-hide cloak, for purely aesthetic reasons of course.
 




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