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What weapon would you rather take into a fight?
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tinx
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Hoof of a cow that looks seriously hard.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Depends on the situation.
If I've been sneaky and managed to gain an undetected aerial advantage on my foe, then I'd take the tyre. Drop that bastard on someones head and they won't be getting up in a hurry.
If, however, my cover has been blown and I am face-to-face with my would-be assailant, then I'd choose the cows hoof, as it looks like it could be an effective bludgeoning tool. Having said that though, I'd probably run away.
If I've been sneaky and managed to gain an undetected aerial advantage on my foe, then I'd take the tyre. Drop that bastard on someones head and they won't be getting up in a hurry.
If, however, my cover has been blown and I am face-to-face with my would-be assailant, then I'd choose the cows hoof, as it looks like it could be an effective bludgeoning tool. Having said that though, I'd probably run away.
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Well with the tyre you'd probably only get one throw which would be a bit slow and sluggish and they'd see it coming from Polegate anyway so prolly duck out of the way in time.
I'd batter them repeatedly with the hoof.
I'd batter them repeatedly with the hoof.
The Wookiee
Back From The Dead
Who wants it ?
Scotty Mac
New member
- Jul 13, 2003
- 24,405
the hoof could smash someones skull in i reckon
Basil Fawlty
Don't Mention The War
Hoof of a cow looks rather mighty. 
The Wookiee
Back From The Dead
How about these bad boys ?
The Wookiee
Back From The Dead
How about taking him into battle with the cows hoof ?
Pretty invincable I'd say!!
Billy the Fish
Technocrat
Cows hoof any day of the week, you could proper cave someone's head in with that.
Da Man Clay
T'Blades
- Dec 16, 2004
- 16,285
Cows hoof, Though if I didn't fancy doing 20 years for Murder probably the tyre.
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
Is it allowed to have the car tyre still attached to a Range Rover? Or the hoof still part of the cow for that matter?
It could sway the decision.
A mightily upset cow kicking away could do some serious damage in a confined space. But then again the Range Rover would be good for buggering off sharpish if things start going badly.
It could sway the decision.
A mightily upset cow kicking away could do some serious damage in a confined space. But then again the Range Rover would be good for buggering off sharpish if things start going badly.
Meade's Ball
Well-known member
Can i wield an elephantine trunk? Tell locals i'm about to water their lawns, but pelt them in the fecal tube with nutty muscles.
Northstander
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- Oct 13, 2003
- 14,031
Tyre any day!!
You can chuck it at your assailant, when it goes over their head it will secure their arms in place leaving your free to batter and kick at your pleasure!
You can chuck it at your assailant, when it goes over their head it will secure their arms in place leaving your free to batter and kick at your pleasure!
Lokki 7
WSU
"Where's ya tool?"
- Aug 7, 2003
- 8,067
I'll take you all on!
Northstander
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- Oct 13, 2003
- 14,031
The Boss said:
I'll take you all on!
That must be the newer addition as mine doesnt have an Atomic charging port!
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id have the hoof but it would need to be connected to abit of leg to have any real use as a clubbing device, otherwise you might as well have a rock
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