What was the first thing you said this morning?

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Saigon.... Shit. I'm still only in Saigon.

Southend, shit, I'm still only in Southend.

 

[Deleted member 18477]

'f***ing hell' - as i opened my eyes to bash the alarm.

always 'f***ing hell'

i don't even know why i use this expression as life is not hell at all.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

" Urgh, did you have sprouts last night ? "

 

[supaseagull]

Get up or else we won't go to universal studios today!

 

[Sussax]

I didn't actually say anything for about an hour, just weird noise like URGHGHGIG and BOBBJERD.

I said 'Morning' when I arrived at work.

 

[downham seagull]

S**ty snow!

 

[SeagullSongs]

It's amazing how many peoples' involve swear words

Mine was:

"What the f*** are you doing?" addressed to the main light in my room which turned itself off for about 3 seconds.

 

[Benson]

' I'd leave that for ten minutes if i were you darling'

Second thing i said this morning:
Well i did warn you honey. Anyway, i'm off, give me a call at the weekend.

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

Does farting count?

 

[TheMajor]

"How many will Palace take to Stoke?"

 

[Randsta]

ffs murray

 

[Nibble]

Chuckled to myself watching Frasier then my usual word to myself to get moving "Do things, Do things".

 

[jackanada]

Jesus cocking wept f***ing arse-f***ing shite monkey tramp felching f***.

To the best of my recollection.

 

[Brightonia]

Wonder what my BMI is??

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Aside from "morning love"' perhaps!....what was the first thing you said this morning?

For me "one of the kids has pissed all over the toilet floor during the night and I just trod right in it!"

This would have been what I said on a regular basis circa 1992 until 2010 , the main culprit a certain [MENTION=4313]RM-Taylor[/MENTION]

 

[Bodular]

"Make your own coffee"

 

[pog5]

gran , can you get back in your own bed now

 

[Titanic]

I'll leave the money on the hall table.

 

[pasty]

Excellent, more snow. But then I am in Meribel at the moment

 

[Easy 10]

*half asleep*

"You've turned the alarm clock off"
"What ?"
"You've turned the alarm clock off, its gone out"
"No it hasn't"
"Oh yeah. I was looking at it wrong"

I'm not schizophrenic by the way. This mumbled conversation took place when I heard the wife (who was already up) unplug something this morning, and for some reason I thought the bright red digital display on the alarm clock had gone out.

She was right as well. It hadn't.