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What was the first thing you said this morning?







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'f***ing hell' - as i opened my eyes to bash the alarm.

always 'f***ing hell'

i don't even know why i use this expression as life is not hell at all.
 






Sussax

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Aug 31, 2012
2,774
Brighton
I didn't actually say anything for about an hour, just weird noise like URGHGHGIG and BOBBJERD. :shrug:

I said 'Morning' when I arrived at work.
 






SeagullSongs

And it's all gone quiet..
Oct 10, 2011
6,937
Southampton
It's amazing how many peoples' involve swear words :lolol:

Mine was:

"What the f*** are you doing?" addressed to the main light in my room which turned itself off for about 3 seconds.
 


Benson

Member
Jan 31, 2012
685
near water
' I'd leave that for ten minutes if i were you darling'

Second thing i said this morning:
Well i did warn you honey. Anyway, i'm off, give me a call at the weekend.
 












Nibble

New member
Jan 3, 2007
19,238
Chuckled to myself watching Frasier then my usual word to myself to get moving "Do things, Do things".
 


jackanada

Well-known member
Jul 19, 2011
3,514
Brighton
Jesus cocking wept f***ing arse-f***ing shite monkey tramp felching f***.

To the best of my recollection.
 






seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,949
Crap Town
Aside from "morning love"' perhaps!....what was the first thing you said this morning?

For me "one of the kids has pissed all over the toilet floor during the night and I just trod right in it!"

This would have been what I said on a regular basis circa 1992 until 2010 , the main culprit a certain [MENTION=4313]RM-Taylor[/MENTION] :rant:
 












Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,429
Location Location
*half asleep*

"You've turned the alarm clock off"
"What ?"
"You've turned the alarm clock off, its gone out"
"No it hasn't"
"Oh yeah. I was looking at it wrong"

I'm not schizophrenic by the way. This mumbled conversation took place when I heard the wife (who was already up) unplug something this morning, and for some reason I thought the bright red digital display on the alarm clock had gone out.

She was right as well. It hadn't.
 


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