Is that your finger?
I bumped into a woman once who I hadn't seen since we were at school, and after the initial smiles and hello's, I innocently asked when the baby was due. She wasn't pregnant, she'd just gotten fat.
That was pretty much the end of the conversation.![]()
Is that your finger?
I’m going to regret asking this I know, but what were the circumstances in which you asked that question?
Yikes. Sheltered upbringing then.
Mind you, I can't talk. When I was a nipper, I genuinely used to think that to get a woman pregnant, you had to WEE in her. But then I turned 19, and all became clear.
I was in a compromised position, and since the answer was 'no', I'd prefer not to go into detail.I’m going to regret asking this I know, but what were the circumstances in which you asked that question?
How do Ostriches have sex?
How do Ostriches have sex?
How do Ostriches have sex?
When I was a child my dad was attempting to explain the facts of life to me. He was really going all round the houses so I eventually asked 'what do men and women actually do?'. His voice dropped to a very low pitch and he awkwardly cough and said 'you've seen dogs haven't you?;. Sadly I had seen dogs and the image of my parents performing those roles lived with me for years.
Two girls, one cup can’t be THAT disgusting can it?