What pattern do you pi$$?

[Brighton till i die]

me, i usually try and do a figure of 8 when i wee in a toilet. If im at a urinal i like to see how high i can wee without splashing myself.

Any other preferences?

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

It normally goes all over the place even if i am trying to get it in one place, sometimes get it all over the seat and walls if im that bad (I sit own at home, couldnt care less if i am in a public loo as i dont like sitting on them anyway)

 

[Bakesy]

if the water is not too cold, i try and thread it round the bend.......

 

[Les Biehn]

I often try no handed and see how far back I can get.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Cant say I do pee shapes but yesterday I did a pooh that looked like Lisa Kudrow from friends.

 

[Brighton till i die]

trying to piss on the trian is the hardest ever - i end up having to take an umbrella in with me!!

 

[Brighton till i die]

Cant say I do pee shapes but yesterday I did a pooh that looked like Lisa Kudrow from friends.

nice!

dont spose you took a pic mate? i am well into poo shapes!!

 

[Easy 10]

trying to piss on the trian is the hardest ever - i end up having to take an umbrella in with me!!

Just mind you don't fall off the bridge then.

 

[Gully]

...it was probably a better actor, and far funnier!

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

figure of 8s for me.

 

[Pigsy]

Personally, I try to make any sort of pattern out of the piss froth.

 

[Brighton till i die]

Personally, I try to make any sort of pattern out of the piss froth.

now that is an art - and only usually happens if you store your piss until bursting point, then the pressure of sustained piss creates the froth.....then the fun can start!!

 

[Brighton till i die]

Just mind you don't fall off the bridge then.

i always have a friend hold my hand incase i slip off!!

 

[surrey jim]

figure of 8

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

I either try and force those delicious lemony blocks down through the holes in the soakaway or go to the other extreme and wee-wee up in the air and try and get it through the window.

I once got it over a particularly high break-water at Pevensey and was rather pleased with myself.

 

[Brighton till i die]

I either try and force those delicious lemony blocks down through the holes in the soakaway

That has got to be the ultimate sucess if achieved!!

 

[Early Doors]

Not into shapes, but I do try to wait till bursting point them time how long it takes to piss

My record is 1min 45 secs

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

(I sit down at home, couldnt care less if i am in a public loo as i dont like sitting on them anyway)

YES. what is the point of tiring my poor legs if i can just sit down?

 

[Lander]

Not into shapes, but I do try to wait till bursting point them time how long it takes to piss

My record is 1min 45 secs

That deserves a round of support

 

[Early Doors]

That deserves a round of support

thank you