What pattern do you pi$$?

[Trufflehound]

I have it on good authority that Prince created his trademark "squiggle" symbol after watching my artwork in a pub car park one night.

 

[Brighton till i die]

Not into shapes, but I do try to wait till bursting point them time how long it takes to piss

My record is 1min 45 secs

wow!

but, hold on, is that time for full on wee'ing, or does it include the end bit of wiggling your cock to get all the little specs of wee out, a bit like a mini-wank!

some blokes (i have been told ) seem to shakle their whole f***ing body, hereas other pull their foreskin out about 2 inches, while some dirty little c*nts just put it back in their pants still dripping!!

 

[Trufflehound]

some dirty little c*nts just put it back in their pants still dripping!!

Keeps you warm on chilly winter evenings though...

 

[Man of Harveys]

At school, there was always one kid who'd pull his trousers and pants down full-length, just to have a piss.

 

[Statto]

I either try and force those delicious lemony blocks down through the holes in the soakaway

yeah I allways aim for those little bits of soap at the bottom of the urinal.

 

[Trufflehound]

At school, there was always one kid who'd pull his trousers and pants down full-length, just to have a piss.

Needs will as needs must, if you have a 31" inside leg and a 28" cock.

 

[Brighton till i die]

Needs will as needs must, if you have a 31" inside leg and a 28" cock.