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[Misc] What is then most pointless row you've ever had with your other half?
- Thread starter Brovion
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Or did it just take you 24 hours to create an entirely false backdated thread?
Victoria and I are just good friends.
Excellent wriggling EP. How did you explained the semen stained Lycra shorts she found then ?
alfredmizen
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- Mar 11, 2015
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Christ you’re a bellend!
that hit home then , not surprised from what ive heard
My partner had recently bought some fancy champagne glasses she found for cheap in a sale, and having used two of them left them by the sink to be washed up. A bit later I went to get something out of a kitchen cupboard (which was rather badly packed, not by me I hasten to add). As I opened the cupboard door, a potato fell out onto the glasses and smashed them. She didn't talk to me for a good few hours afterwards, despite not being able to tell me what I had done wrong and what I should have done differently to prevent it.
To this today, while she admits that she overreacted and finds it funny now, she still refers to it as the time I broke her nice champagne glasses
To this today, while she admits that she overreacted and finds it funny now, she still refers to it as the time I broke her nice champagne glasses
spongy
Well-known member
Had a good one today. Apparently I was pushing the trolly the "wrong" way around the supermarket.
Who knew!!!?
You do realise you push from the wide end with the long horizontal handle and not the end with the little compartment for the box of lager don't you?
sjamesb3466
Well-known member
I used Waze this summer, easy peasy
that hit home then , not surprised from what ive heard
No, nothing ‘hit home’. One bizarre, amusing sulk in 23 years of marriage is something we’ve managed to put behind us, quite successfully. This thing you have of pretending you know more about other poster’s lives than you obviously do, is tiresome, and a little embarrassing.
Along presumably with the other dozen or so on this thread, who have experienced the very same thing, I’m still waiting for your valuable advice on smoothing things over, should something similar ever happen again?
My strategy, was to leave her to it, and go to the pub. What should I have done as a REAL MAN?
Mackenzie
Old Brightonian
We have this regular one about The Sun newspaper. Whenever I see anything about it I can’t help it but have a rant about what a disgustining rag it is, the poison it peddles, Hillsborough etc and that the people who read it are either thick/ignorant, evil far right wingers or easily manipulated. I do it everytime, forgetting that her step dad and brother both read it regularly, it never goes down well. Eight years on you’d think I’d learn and shut up for a quiet life but I just can’t seem to help myself!
Hillian1
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and yet nobody has mentioned cyclists jumping red lights.
Fückiñg hell you are one boring çünt
alfredmizen
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- Mar 11, 2015
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This thing you have of pretending you know more about other poster’s lives than you obviously do, is tiresome, and a little embarrassing.
Along presumably with the other dozen or so on this thread, who have experienced the very same thing, I’m still waiting for your valuable advice on smoothing things over, should something similar ever happen again?
My strategy, was to leave her to it, and go to the pub. What should I have done as a REAL MAN?
what "thing i have of pretending i know about posters lives " im not aware of it , ive been told stuff about you by people who know you , ill leave it at that.
LamieRobertson
Not awoke
There was me thinking this was a light hearted thread 
Whatever. Bellend
spongy
Well-known member
Why do you have potatoes in a top cupboard? They should be down below with other heavy stuff....
I suffered a broken toe 4 years ago from a badly packed cupboard when a tin of beans came out bounced off the worktop and in a desperate (yet futile) attempt in being quiet at 5am, landed on my little toe smashing it to bits........
I wasn't quiet. And now the cupboards are carefully packed to almost supermarket standard.
alfredmizen
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- Mar 11, 2015
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spongy
Well-known member
It was more of a directional thing than technique.
Good grief man!
Rule no1 in a supermarket when shopping as a couple is to push the trolley but always follow about 5ft behind and stop at a suitable distance when she does so she can just place whatever it is into said trolley without looking. It also helps to not run over her heels with the trolley when she suddenly stops without warning because that tin of super-food beans that she doesn't know she wanted is there....
Never EVER lead the way, otherwise you never know when she's stopped and have to do a full about-turn in a cramped aisle so you can be close enough to her to place said cotton buds without moving.....
If she's anything like my Mrs the list is written in the order that she walks the aisles. Going the "other" way leads to the exact reason this thread is for....
Seriously - ignoring your woefully wrong trolling attempts - what do you suggest a real man does if his little lady dares have a sulk?
Tell her to STFU?
Give her a slap?
Help us out here.