Ive been with the same lady for a long time and im sure [MENTION=409]Herr Tubthumper[/MENTION] will confirm i punching so far above my weight its beyond a joke
I hope she's not from Audenshaw
Ive been with the same lady for a long time and im sure [MENTION=409]Herr Tubthumper[/MENTION] will confirm i punching so far above my weight its beyond a joke
Had a good one today. Apparently I was pushing the trolly the "wrong" way around the supermarket.
Who knew!!!?
Ive been with the same lady for a long time and im sure [MENTION=409]Herr Tubthumper[/MENTION] will confirm i punching so far above my weight its beyond a joke
My partner had recently bought some fancy champagne glasses she found for cheap in a sale, and having used two of them left them by the sink to be washed up. A bit later I went to get something out of a kitchen cupboard (which was rather badly packed, not by me I hasten to add). As I opened the cupboard door, a potato fell out onto the glasses and smashed them. She didn't talk to me for a good few hours afterwards, despite not being able to tell me what I had done wrong and what I should have done differently to prevent it.
To this today, while she admits that she overreacted and finds it funny now, she still refers to it as the time I broke her nice champagne glasses
is that bredbury hall still goingHad a massive barney, as apparently the trolley I got (large) was not the one she wanted (small).
First day of holiday, in Spain buying 24 litres of water, plus food for the week.
Yup the small one would of been the right choice.
is that bredbury hall still going
So, Mrs P is at work today, and I just happened to notice she clicked "interested" on facebook about the Eddie Izzard gig in September. So, with the gig being 4 days before her birthday, and me being a nice, thoughtful kinda guy, I bought a couple of tickets, and sent her a text saying you can change "interested" to "going"
She's just phoned me having a right pop, as she has also bought tickets this morning as a Christmas present for me. Naturally, this is entirely my fault, and I am now in the dog-house
Oh yeah that I bought tickets for you, classic passive aggressive response when the real answer should have been "I bought tickets for me and one other"
What on earth are you on about?
So, Mrs P is at work today, and I just happened to notice she clicked "interested" on facebook about the Eddie Izzard gig in September. So, with the gig being 4 days before her birthday, and me being a nice, thoughtful kinda guy, I bought a couple of tickets, and sent her a text saying you can change "interested" to "going"
She's just phoned me having a right pop, as she has also bought tickets this morning as a Christmas present for me. Naturally, this is entirely my fault, and I am now in the dog-house
That’ll teach you. Just don’t get her anything next year. Problem solved.
Problem continued more likeThat’ll teach you. Just don’t get her anything next year. Problem solved.
That will teach you to stalk people on facebookSo, Mrs P is at work today, and I just happened to notice she clicked "interested" on facebook about the Eddie Izzard gig in September. So, with the gig being 4 days before her birthday, and me being a nice, thoughtful kinda guy, I bought a couple of tickets, and sent her a text saying you can change "interested" to "going"
She's just phoned me having a right pop, as she has also bought tickets this morning as a Christmas present for me. Naturally, this is entirely my fault, and I am now in the dog-house