[Misc] What is then most pointless row you've ever had with your other half?

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

The other day, in the kitchen whilst cooking dinner, my wife started doing this bizarre straight-legged kick at me. I was laughing thinking she was doing a funny kick on purpose as her knees literally didn't bend.

She got more and more agitated and told me to stop laughing and making her feel stupid. Apparently it was her doing a 'roundhouse kick'. I actually was on the floor dying with laughter at how rubbish it was, which made it worse, which made me laugh more, which made it worse.

Cue the next few mins:

"So you're ACTUALLY annoyed"
"Yes"
"Because I laughed at your roundhouse kick"
"Yes, you made me feel stupid"
"Yes. Because you looked stupid"
"I was trying really hard".

 

[spongy]

Over whether "The Sword In The Stone" and "Robin Hood" are in the "Classic" category of Disney Films.

It's still on going now about 9 years later.

And they do BTW.

 

[Beanstalk]

Over whether "The Sword In The Stone" and "Robin Hood" are in the "Classic" category of Disney Films.

It's still on going now about 9 years later.

And they do BTW.

Robin Hood yes, not so sure about Sword in the Stone.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Our worst arguments are in the car. I can read a map & navigate, but he loves his sat nav. I am usually right 95% of the time.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

I once received the cold shoulder for TWO DAYS, over something 'I' did in a DREAM that she'd had.

I shit you not.

Oh, I think that's quite common. I once got a good hard punch in the night. When I asked why Mrs W said that she'd just dreamt I was having an affair with her mate Sarah. 'Who the fvck is Sarah ?' was my reply. 'Oh, a friend from years ago, before I met you. Haven't spoken to her for years'.

Women eh, can't live etc etc

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Our worst arguments are in the car. I can read a map & navigate, but he loves his sat nav. I am usually right 95% of the time.

Sorry but every woman I've ever driven with can't read a road map for toffee ...... I'm sure you're great at seaway navigation though given your career

 

[Triggaaar]

What is then most pointless row you've ever had with your other half?

Just about all of them

 

[Jimmehh]

Mine (with a now ex) was because one of us said that Leeds was a sh*thole, and the other (i can't remember who was saying what side now) disagreed and that every place in the country has some nice and some not so nice areas...

We broke up that evening... so yeah, pretty extreme

 

[The Clamp]

I once had an argument over an exe's mates boyfriend who fancied himself as a bit of a close up magician. I think I laughed at a shockingly bad video he had made for youtube, it was awful. She went turbo, saying I didn't support her friends etc. I don't remeber much about the row except me giving her the finger and saying "Now that's magic" as I stormed off to the nuclear.

 

[hart's shirt]

I once had an ex throw a tupperware pot of cheese at my head.

Crackers.

 

[jonny.rainbow]

I once had an argument over an exe's mates boyfriend who fancied himself as a bit of a close up magician. I think I laughed at a shockingly bad video he had made for youtube, it was awful. She went turbo, saying I didn't support her friends etc. I don't remeber much about the row except me giving her the finger and saying "Now that's magic" as I stormed off to the nuclear.

I like this. Not a lot, but I like it.

 

[jonny.rainbow]

You’ve obviously met said friend now, so.....

I didn’t fall for that trick the day after I actually met her friend and I’m not going to fall for it now.

 

[spongy]

Robin Hood yes, not so sure about Sword in the Stone.

Don't you start

Sword in the stone is one of the old original ones before Robin Hood.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Sorry but every woman I've ever driven with can't read a road map for toffee ...... I'm sure you're great at seaway navigation though given your career

Part of my training was walking on Dartmoor. I am not like every woman you've ever driven with.

 

[Mr Bridger]

Bout 20 years ago me and a mate came to blows over which seaside town was the better out of Blackpool and Brighton.
Obviously I was correct.

 

[Dave the OAP]

In 36 years of marriage, we have never argued!

Never see the point!

 

[Eric Youngs Contact Lense]

After a fairly boozy afternoon wedding (not ours!) we ended up back at our house, and I volunteered that I would heat up the left-over shepherds pie from the night before.. the temperature of the said food was called into question - with a less than subtle hint that it should be cooked longer. I replied "Mine's OK" ...

The rest is history - food thrown on the floor, plate shattered, accusations thrown and the , for us, immortal words "....and you serve me up this s**t" shouted... we still giggle about this now, over 20 years later.. Fiery Irish woman I married..

 

[melias shoes]

I once received the cold shoulder for TWO DAYS, over something 'I' did in a DREAM that she'd had.

I shit you not.

You're not the only one. Had that plenty of times.

 

[McTavish]

We once had a huge row because I had got the wrong Sunday newspaper from the newsagent.

The problem was that I got the one that I always get but she had fancied a change - unfortunately she had not mentioned this to me but was properly furious that I hadn't realised that she would like something different.

 

[Titanic]

I'm sorry, I haven't a clue.... it's most likely to be about something she has said to me, but I wasn't listening.