What Is The Worst Film You Have Ever Seen?

[Lady Whistledown]

The Fast and the Furious

No plot - sh*t wooden acting and a load of wittering about 'a 10 second car'. Who cares - f*ck off!

I'd rather trap myself in my flys than watch that again!

You obviously haven't seen the sequel then, which, if it's actually possible, is an even bigger pile of shite.

Really Bad Things was terrible, as was the Cable Guy with Jim Carrey, and Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. And To Die For, with Nicole Kidman, but Daredevil has to be the shittest thing I've seen recently.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Any "comedy" which features Arnold Schwarzenegger- Kindergarten Cop, anyone?

And Deep Impact, with the extremely wooden Tea Leoni as (chokes with laughter) a serious newsreader, which featured an earth-threatening comet.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Again I thought Cable Guy was one of Carrey's best films/performances.

 

[Dunkstar]

This is the Internet film database worst 100 list.It's calculated on the average rating per person who votes.Hence some with less votes are higher.

Note: Each title has received 625 or more votes

Rank Title
1 From Justin to Kelly (2003) 1.6 (3860 votes)
2 'Manos' the Hands of Fate (1966) 1.6 (5273 votes)
3 Future War (1997) 1.7 (899 votes)
4 Space Mutiny (1988) 1.7 (1207 votes)
5 Troll 2 (1990) 1.7 (1236 votes)
6 Eegah (1962) 1.8 (783 votes)
7 Hobgoblins (1987) 1.8 (1514 votes)
8 Backyard Dogs (2000) 1.8 (972 votes)
9 Gigli (2003) 1.8 (6327 votes)
10 Santa with Muscles (1996) 1.8 (1952 votes)
11 Going Overboard (1989) 2.0 (815 votes)
12 Werewolf (1996) 2.0 (736 votes)
13 Giant Spider Invasion, The (1975) 2.1 (640 votes)
14 Glitter (2001) 2.1 (3588 votes)
15 Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997) 2.2 (784 votes)
16 Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994) 2.2 (3934 votes)
17 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) 2.2 (1355 votes)
18 Kazaam (1996) 2.3 (2300 votes)
19 Leonard Part 6 (1987) 2.3 (1790 votes)
20 Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000) 2.4 (11263 votes)
21 Hercules in New York (1970) 2.4 (1683 votes)
22 Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996) 2.4 (1777 votes)
23 It's Pat (1994) 2.4 (1909 votes)
24 Baby Geniuses (1999) 2.4 (2152 votes)
25 2001: A Space Travesty (2000) 2.5 (1146 votes)
26 Jaws: The Revenge (1987) 2.6 (3784 votes)
27 Cool as Ice (1991) 2.6 (884 votes)
28 Bolero (1984) 2.6 (1029 votes)
29 Mitchell (1975) 2.7 (953 votes)
30 Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The (1994) 2.7 (1735 votes)
31 Teen Wolf Too (1987) 2.7 (1567 votes)
32 Smokey and the Bandit III (1983) 2.7 (1009 votes)
33 Police Academy 6: City Under Siege (1989) 2.7 (3173 votes)
34 House of the Dead (2003) 2.7 (675 votes)
35 Vercingétorix (2001) 2.8 (959 votes)
36 Captain America (1991) 2.8 (881 votes)
37 Steel (1997) 2.8 (1016 votes)
38 Cat in the Hat, The (2003) 2.8 (1927 votes)
39 Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach (1988) 2.8 (3736 votes)
40 Mannequin: On the Move (1991) 2.8 (816 votes)
41 Rollerball (2002) 2.8 (3480 votes)
42 Tarzan, the Ape Man (1981) 2.9 (931 votes)
43 Ringmaster (1998) 2.9 (1064 votes)
44 Master of Disguise, The (2002) 3.0 (2291 votes)
45 Problem Child 2 (1991) 3.0 (2418 votes)
46 Spice World (1997) 3.0 (5404 votes)
47 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995) 3.0 (1315 votes)
48 Cop & 1/2 (1993) 3.0 (1056 votes)
49 Mr. Nanny (1993) 3.1 (883 votes)
50 Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) 3.1 (3869 votes)
51 Street Fighter (1994) 3.1 (4650 votes)
52 Jaws 3-D (1983) 3.1 (3574 votes)
53 Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992) 3.1 (3965 votes)
54 Double Dragon (1994) 3.2 (860 votes)
55 Crossroads (2002) 3.2 (5816 votes)
56 Barb Wire (1996) 3.2 (3842 votes)
57 Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn, An (1997) 3.2 (919 votes)
58 Bats (1999/I) 3.2 (2145 votes)
59 FeardotCom (2002) 3.2 (2961 votes)
60 Universal Soldier: The Return (1999) 3.3 (2352 votes)
61 RoboCop 3 (1993) 3.3 (2990 votes)
62 Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) 3.3 (4488 votes)
63 Mangler, The (1995) 3.3 (759 votes)
64 Iron Eagle II (1988) 3.3 (819 votes)
65 Best Defense (1984) 3.3 (971 votes)
66 Mac and Me (1988) 3.3 (810 votes)
67 Grease 2 (1982) 3.3 (4049 votes)
68 Mr. Magoo (1997) 3.3 (1792 votes)
69 Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997) 3.3 (9538 votes)
70 Mr. Wrong (1996) 3.4 (1299 votes)
71 Glen or Glenda (1953) 3.4 (1022 votes)
72 Ticker (2001) 3.4 (1014 votes)
73 Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (1987) 3.4 (4115 votes)
74 Pokémon the First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back (1999) 3.4 (2577 votes)
75 Highlander II: The Quickening (1991) 3.4 (7373 votes)
76 Avengers, The (1998) 3.4 (8750 votes)
77 Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977) 3.4 (2030 votes)
78 Jury Duty (1995) 3.4 (1397 votes)
79 Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) 3.4 (5484 votes)
80 Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985) 3.4 (2012 votes)
81 Derailed (2002) 3.4 (682 votes)
82 Weekend at Bernie's II (1993) 3.4 (1520 votes)
83 Freddy Got Fingered (2001) 3.5 (5929 votes)
84 Caddyshack II (1988) 3.5 (3014 votes)
85 Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003) 3.5 (1999 votes)
86 Omega Code, The (1999) 3.5 (1659 votes)
87 Super Mario Bros. (1993) 3.5 (3489 votes)
88 Endless Love (1981) 3.5 (820 votes)
89 Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) 3.5 (2943 votes)
90 McHale's Navy (1997) 3.5 (1282 votes)
91 Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978) 3.5 (1062 votes)
92 Nothing But Trouble (1991) 3.5 (2851 votes)
93 Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) 3.5 (2214 votes)
94 On Deadly Ground (1994) 3.6 (2626 votes)
95 Batman & Robin (1997) 3.6 (21879 votes)
96 Kangaroo Jack (2003) 3.6 (2261 votes)
97 Pet Sematary II (1992) 3.6 (1418 votes)
98 Stupids, The (1996) 3.6 (1132 votes)
99 Soul Survivors (2001) 3.6 (1654 votes)
100 Leprechaun (1993) 3.6 (1653 votes)

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I think that list pretty accurately lists some real shockers. Quite a few very good films have been nominated by NSC which is a complete joke. NSC has dissapointed me.

 

[Guinness Boy]

A new entry. S.W.A.T.

I like SLJ but that film stinks!

 

[Mr Popkins]

cant believe police academy 4 is in there!!!

that was the one with all the famous skateboarders in

the skateboarding alone should keep it out the top 100!

 

[Meade's Ball]

Mr Nanny shouldn't have been in that list. Admittedly, it was weak in comparison to Suburban Commando, but is still one of the glitterin elements of Hulk Hogan's oeurve.

 

[Highfields Seagull]

How did Stop or My Mom Will Shoot get on that list

 

[Easy 10]

I can quite safely say that each and every film that I have actually seen within that list of 100, has been an absolute bag of monkeyspunk.

That is a very accurate list.

 

[Dunkstar]

I suppose the public don't lie.......

 

[Guinness Boy]

Why do you buy DVDs? Over here you buy them because all the telly's in Japanese. The classics you keep and watch over again, the shit ones you sell 2nd hand to new arrivals.

Human Traffic is an interesting one. Either you get it in which case it's fantasic and very funny or you don't in which case it's pointless. But I have no idea why people who aren't or weren't in to club culture in the 90s would ever bother with it in the first place. I mean, I don't bother with Arnie films.

 

[Gwylan]

I haven't a single one of those films in the 'top' 100. Hell, I've not even heard of most of them.

Some of the titles would be enough to put most people off - who pays to see this shit?

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

i havent even heard of quite a lot of them!

how the how did speed 2 get in there, that was quite a good film.
Freddy Got Fingered is pure class! I thought that film was so class i bought that film on Monday

 

[chez]

I have worked as an Usher in the Odeon & MGM (as it was then) in my time and have seen some really awful films. The ones that spring to mind are

Naked Lunch
Naked Tango
The Favour, The Watch & the very big fish
The Fisher King
Scenes From A Mall.

Utter shite all of them apart from Naked Lunch which might well of been quite good but I wouldnt know coz I couldnt understand 1 bit of it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Exiled in Exeter]

Battlefield Earth
A.I.: Artificial Intelligence

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Human Traffic is an interesting one. Either you get it in which case it's fantasic and very funny or you don't in which case it's pointless. But I have no idea why people who aren't or weren't in to club culture in the 90s would ever bother with it in the first place. I mean, I don't bother with Arnie films.

As someone who went to Cardiff Uni in the early 90s, frequented some of the clubs depicted in the film and necked an unhealthy amount of pharamaceuticals in the name of dance culture whilst in the Principality, I can say that, in my humble opinion (did you get that Juan?) it is an absolutely shite film, whether you're into club culture or not.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Having been subjected to it last night i can now safely say that Jeepers Creepers is the worst film I have ever seen.

 

[Safeway]

I want to watch a snuff movie.

 

[Northstander]

As someone who went to Cardiff Uni in the early 90s, frequented some of the clubs depicted in the film and necked an unhealthy amount of pharamaceuticals in the name of dance culture whilst in the Principality, I can say that, in my humble opinion (did you get that Juan?) it is an absolutely shite film, whether you're into club culture or not.

I think you have to majorly into the club culture in that you find it clever to stuff a load of unknown Crap down your throat and think a track that goes BOOM BOOM BOOM is the best ever written piece of music made. I agree that this film is total garbage and totally glorifies the youngsters club culture!!