What have you had for lunch ?

[John Dorian]

Curryland in West Worthing.

I'm more of a Chinese man myself. Will be in Brighton on Saturday and will probably get a Wagamama's innit. Looking forward to it already.

That sounds AMEZZZZING. I think I might be joining you. In fact already looking forward to it.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Sounds shit, the curry place that is. Mind you, can't be any worse than a tiddly wink

 

[John Dorian]

Keep us updated on that one JD. You given up on Elliot then?

She has given up on me. I mean I keep trying but to no avail. I will keep updated but don't want to look like a mug. As mentioned in previous threads.

 

[Munkfish]

Tuna and sweetcorn sandwich and a packet of prawn cocktail crisps.

I bet your minge f***ing stinks.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

 

[One True BHA]

I bet your minge f***ing stinks.

In tears.

 

[Mellotron]

Who else wants to come to Wagamama's?

So far it's Me, John Dorian, and my girlfriend from Nottingham.

 

[One True BHA]

Who else wants to come to Wagamama's?

So far it's Me, John Dorian, and my girlfriend from Nottingham.

i'd rather smell elder for englands nether regions

 

[Mellotron]

Shame. I'd reserved a seat for you.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

I concur

 

[One True BHA]

Shame. I'd reserved a seat for you.

i appreciate that mellotron, don't think i don't.

i'm just really not a fan of oriental food

 

[bhadeb]

a lovely cheese and onion sandwich with plain crisps

 

[John Dorian]

I bet your minge f***ing stinks.

I've just had tea come out of my nose. Pure GENIUS.

 

[John Dorian]

Who else wants to come to Wagamama's?

So far it's Me, John Dorian, and my girlfriend from Nottingham.

Will your girlfriend be talking ? just I thought it was me and you going, now I feel awkward.

 

[John Dorian]

a lovely cheese and onion sandwich with plain crisps

I hate Onion. Almost as much as I hate the Irish.

 

[Mellotron]

She doesn't talk much.

Why don't you invite someone on here so you don't feel like a third wheel?

 

[John Dorian]

She doesn't talk much.

Why don't you invite someone on here so you don't feel like a third wheel?

I was going to suggest she does that so that SHE doesnt feel like the third wheel... ha

 

[Elder for England]

I've just had tea come out of my nose. Pure GENIUS.

How is that genius? It's immature humour, which obviously appeals to you too.

Good to know you find it a good thing might take the edge off when your girlfriend gets back...

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Immature humour is the bomb.

 

[Mellotron]

How is that genius? It's immature humour, which obviously appeals to you too.

Good to know you find it a good thing might take the edge off when your girlfriend gets back...

Sometimes immature humour can be genius (see South Park, Family Guy occasionally, SCRUBS).