What have you had for lunch ?

[John Dorian]

I've finally been able to grab my self a bite to eat, settling for a "chicken-licken" triple sandwich deal from boots, together with a packet of salt and vinegar walkers and a can of relentless.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Monkey Arse

 

[John Dorian]

Did you have salt and pepper with that ? or did u squirt mustard with it ?

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

A delicate little dollop of mayonnaise did the trick, my friend.

 

[John Dorian]

ahh my old friend mayonnaise, a rare delicacy is monkey arse, not to be spoilt by salad cream.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Point taken, salad cream is wrong, I don't even like mayonnaise

 

[John Dorian]

god sake man !! does this mean you tell me you wasted the monkey arse ?

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

No, need not worry John, I scraped it off once I realised it was going to tarnish the beautiful rear.

 

[Mellotron]

Just some french bread with butter and marmite on it.

 

[One True BHA]

john dorian did you ever go and meat your girlfriend?

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Melloton; a man with good taste.

 

[Mellotron]

It was a bit boring and dry though. I didn't put enough marmite on.

Had a curry last night and not really had an appetite since.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Boring and dry does not matter, it is marmite, butter and french bread, that in itself, is a joy to behold.

Where did you get your curry from? I had a beastychicken tikka balti from the Agra the other night

 

[Mellotron]

Curryland in West Worthing.

I'm more of a Chinese man myself. Will be in Brighton on Saturday and will probably get a Wagamama's innit. Looking forward to it already.

 

[Starry]

Chipolata and chorizo risotto.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Curryland in West Worthing.

I'm more of a Chinese man myself. Will be in Brighton on Saturday and will probably get a Wagamama's innit. Looking forward to it already.

I bet it's shit, you just know with a name like curryland it's run by some fat English bloke.

 

[John Dorian]

john dorian did you ever go and meat your girlfriend?

Negative. She is still on holiday until the first few days of October. Still toying with the idea though.

 

[Mellotron]

It was a hippy lady in a jumper vest thing.

 

[Mellotron]

Negative. She is still on holiday until the first few days of October. Still toying with the idea though.

Keep us updated on that one JD. You given up on Elliot then?

 

[Elder for England]

Tuna and sweetcorn sandwich and a packet of prawn cocktail crisps.