What have you done today to make you feel proud??

[crodonilson]

Today an old lady left £50 in the cash machine before I used it. I chased her down after she had left and gave her £40 of it back.

 

[Your Mum]

Your mum

 

[Dorset Seagull]

Today an old lady left £50 in the cash machine before I used it. I chased her down after she had left and gave her £40 of it back.

A £10 Brucie Bonus was the least you deserved for your unselfish act

 

[Goldstone1976]

Today an old lady left £50 in the cash machine before I used it. I chased her down after she had left and gave her £40 of it back.

Edit: I’m no longer sure I’m allowed to find a joke about stealing money from an old woman funny. I apologise if I’ve offended anyone who thinks I should be offended at the joke.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Today an old lady left £50 in the cash machine before I used it. I chased her down after she had left and gave her £40 of it back.

I was queuing for the checkout at our local supermarket today, with a trolley loaded to the brim with a month's shopping for a family of 4.

In the queue behind me was an old lady with just a tin of cat food and a carton of milk in a basket.

"Is that all you've got?" I asked.
"Yes dear," she replied.
"Well you might as well fvck off to the cafe," I said. "I'm gonna be ages with this lot."

I really doesn't take alot to be helpful, folks.

 

[jonnyrovers]

Today an old lady left £50 in the cash machine before I used it. I chased her down after she had left and gave her £40 of it back.

If you've never experienced the loss of money at a cash machine you shouldn't be joking about it. Your joke is in bad taste and should be reported to the moderators. Anyone finding it funny should be ashamed of themselves.

 

[Beach Hut]

Watched my eldest play football for the first time in two years due to a long-term injury, they lost 2-0 but great to see him back on the pitch

 

[AmexRuislip]

On holiday in Christchurch with the in laws

 

[Dave the OAP]

Well I have this problem with my heel/ ankle and went to the club expecting to use a buggy but was told that I needed a doctors cert as it was a comp...FFS

Any wy I hadn't brought my electric trolley, so I had to walk..for those who know brighton and Hove, know it's up and down hills!

Anyway, after trudging around getting more painful and knackered, I ended up with my best golf score ever.

Gross 76!!!, net 65 and 39 points.

So hc is 11.1 and I will be cut .6 so will end up 10.5. Lowest I have ever been officially, although my society play me off 6!!!!

I must try and play on 1,leg in future.

 

[Gregory2Smith1]

bought 24 bottles of Pelforth for 6 euros 79

 

[The Brighton Bear]

If you've never experienced the loss of money at a cash machine you shouldn't be joking about it. Your joke is in bad taste and should be reported to the moderators. Anyone finding it funny should be ashamed of themselves.

I'm sorry but i did find it funny and I am rightfully ashamed of myself. I have stepped outside my front door and thrown five ten pound notes in the air to try and put things right. I apologise if a rich person finds one of these and feels offended.

 

[Mr Putdown]

On holiday in Christchurch with the in laws

You should have called in and said hello.

 

[Mackenzie]

I've just replaced the retaining wire around our washing machine door seal.

I'm now a GOD in my house.

 

[Brovion]

If you've never experienced the loss of money at a cash machine you shouldn't be joking about it. Your joke is in bad taste and should be reported to the moderators. Anyone finding it funny should be ashamed of themselves.

It's funny because it's not me. I'm blessed with ability to be able to laugh at other people's misfortunes.

 

[schmunk]

I've just replaced the retaining wire around our washing machine door seal.

I'm now a GOD in my house.

I've had to do that before - it was a ******* of a job.

 

[Taybha]

I've just replaced the retaining wire around our washing machine door seal.

I'm now a GOD in my house.

 

[Mackenzie]

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Too right.

 

[pasty]

I was queuing for the checkout at our local supermarket today, with a trolley loaded to the brim with a month's shopping for a family of 4.

In the queue behind me was an old lady with just a tin of cat food and a carton of milk in a basket.

"Is that all you've got?" I asked.
"Yes dear," she replied.
"Well you might as well fvck off to the cafe," I said. "I'm gonna be ages with this lot."

I really doesn't take alot to be helpful, folks.

Thought I was being nice and helpful on Monday, but apparently not.

Going up the escalator coming out of Victoria tube station, the chap in front of me had a backpack on and the zip on one of the pockets was open with his iPad clearly visible. So I tapped him on shoulder and asked him, did he know it was open as someone could easily have nicked his ipad without him knowing, and I just got a volley of verbals back telling me not be so ****ing nosey looking in his bag

 

[Brok]

What have you done today to make you feel proud?
A five year old thread, with only 79 replies. What a miserable load of bleeders we must be...

 

[LlcoolJ]

Thought I was being nice and helpful on Monday, but apparently not.

Going up the escalator coming out of Victoria tube station, the chap in front of me had a backpack on and the zip on one of the pockets was open with his iPad clearly visible. So I tapped him on shoulder and asked him, did he know it was open as someone could easily have nicked his ipad without him knowing, and I just got a volley of verbals back telling me not be so ****ing nosey looking in his bag

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