AmexRuislip
Retired Spy 🕵️♂️
Just arrived home from an afternoons shopping in Westfield, Shepherds Bush, without creating third world debt for my bank manager
Managed to walk to work without s**tting myself
painted the picture rail, skirting and door in my room
I thought they listened to Status Quo's 'Down Down'
Is Heather Small Bournemouths most famous supporter?
Two things: Went through my entire porn collection and deleted ALL the images of schoolgirls. Also I removed myself from the GodHatesIslamicQueers mailing list.
Survived a trip to an outdoor centre with SEN kids and everyone left with all their limbs in tact.
Had a salad for lunch then went for a long walk in the sunshine. No booze since Sunday. #OperationFat*******