What does the (Albion ) boss say .......

[WATFORD zero]

How an earth are you allowed to attend...beats me

Never mind that, what about the important question

Who flips the burgers while Timmy is pissing around at the Amex

 

[El Presidente]

How an earth are you allowed to attend...beats me

Very harsh, it's a fine example of the club supporting Care in the Community.

 

[Grombleton]

Because we are a legitimate news website . http://www.theguardian.com/media/gr...es-a-birthday-but-will-there-be-a-150th-party

I hope you've not got 'legitimate' and 'respected' mixed up.

Please say you had more insightful questions lined up but other people got there first, so you had to think of one on the fly?

 

[Stat Brother]

The gaffers initial reaction was to me was " good question "

He also would have said:-

"That's a really good painting Timmy, is it me?"

 

[Badger]

I did the clicking so you don't have too.


By Tim Hodges from the Amex Press Conference

Albion boss Chris Hughton told Brighton and Hove News this lunchtime (Wednesday 8 April) that he wasn’t planning to give Lewis Dunk a centre-forward role despite the ability shown by the young defender in front of goal this season. Dunk is joint top scorer on six goals with Joao Teixeira.

Back in 2004 another home-grown defender Adam Virgo, now a BT and BBC pundit, was converted to centre forward from centre half by then Seagulls boss Mark McGhee.

Virgo scored the winning goal away at Leicester in just his second outing up front. He went on to score eight goals that season.

Virgo, like Dunk, was born in Brighton. He was rewarded for his newly found versatility with a £1.5 million move to Glasgow Celtic a year later.

Just thought I'd highlight the "look how knowledgeable I am" section. You've surpassed yourself this time HB&B, the actual news (I'm using this term very loosely) is just ONE line, a really worthwhile article.

This is just a piss take, right? Surely this isn't an attempt at journalism.

 

[WhingForPresident]

I smell Pulitzer.

 

[8ace]

"Glasgow Celtic" - just incase anyone thought he was sold to Belfast Celtic or Stalybridge Celtic.

 

[El Presidente]

"Glasgow Celtic" - just incase anyone thought he was sold to Belfast Celtic or Stalybridge Celtic.

Stalybridge Celtic is where former Albion GOAL MACHINE Liam Dickenson now plays, along with former Albion defender James Tunnicliffe. Amazing to think we spent half a million pounds on the pair of them.

 

[El Presidente]

I smell Pulitzer.

Alka-Setzer more likely than Pullitzer.

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

At least he's dropped the patronising '5 things this idiot thinks other people have learned' angle.

 

[Worthingite]

From the comment is free section

"To be honest Brightin and Hove news are no better. Either picking up days old stories from other news sources, or if the stories are original, then they are written so sloppily it looks like a competition entry by a primary school child. To cite Tim Hodges especially, as being a "sports reporter", does a great disservice to the profession of journalism. It's like comparing Joey Essex to Sir David Attenborough. They are both "TV stars", on factual shows, after all...."

Oh dear (not me I'd like to add!!!!!)

 

[Deleted User X18H]

At least he's dropped the patronising '5 things this idiot thinks other people have .

 

[Whitechapel]

Apparently the 5 things that idiot has learned doesn't include "how to quote a post on NSC."

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Tis true . I posted something and thought better of it .

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Tis true . I posted something and thought better of it .

Can't you do that with all your other posts too.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Can't you do that with all your other posts too.

Now that was a laugh out loud moment.

 

[Medwayseagull]

Three reasons not to vote Tory -

Hopkins, Clarkson and HB and B.

 

[shaolinpunk]

Press conferences are a day out for HB&B and a day off for his carers

 

[Dick Swiveller]

This 'character' is a sad reflection on modern society for two reasons.

1. He actually gets off on all of this abuse. For the love of God, why? It is not successful trolling so why be pleased with your efforts?
2. Sites are willing to put up with atrocious 'journalism' because they know that it acts as click bait and generates small amounts of advertising revenue. They cannot be interested in providing proper news so they put up self obsessed, grammatically and sometimes factually incorrect drivel so a few people will visit their site to mock it.

Stop the world, I want to get off.

 

[MattBackHome]

I want to see more POEMS.

Come on HB&B. Don't let your army of loyal fans down.