[TV] What do you smell of?

[Deleted member 2719]

I remember the scampi nik-nak days.

I wonder how many guys got pulled up by their partners when they got home after tucking away a few pints and a couple of packs of scampi nik-naks. The fish stench was strong okay.

 

[zefarelly]

Dove women. I cannot stand the smell of deodorants made for men and so use a roll-on designed for women. Smells fresh, not particularly feminine and doesn’t leave me smelling like a thirsty teenage boy on his way to meet at a girl at the marina for bowling and pizza and a quick fingerblast on parking level 3.

Go on, admit it . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ccp-lEmoAE

 

[Happy Exile]

"Cider, p*ss, and shame" as a mate once described my festival aroma. Now I no longer drink presumably just the latter two.

 

[The Clamp]

Go on, admit it . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ccp-lEmoAE

 

[A1X]

Success.

 

[sydney]

burning rubber , heavy shiraz , 3 hr old cohiba.

 

[wunt be druv]

Rotting flesh and stale alcohol.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

A blend of essential oils

2-stroke, hypoid & Castrol R mostly.

OMG !

Castrol R freshly burned from a buzzing 2-stroke from my younger years
Since passing 30 has been replaced with freshly applied Linseed oil on willow [cricket bats]

However, this thread is about how I smell - 6 days of the week = smeg & BO - 1 day a week = head & shoulders + mint shower gel.

 

[zefarelly]

OMG !

Castrol R freshly burned from a buzzing 2-stroke from my younger years
Since passing 30 has been replaced with freshly applied Linseed oil on willow [cricket bats]

However, this thread is about how I smell - 6 days of the week = smeg & BO - 1 day a week = head & shoulders + mint shower gel.

I keep a bottle of 'R' . . add a dash to the scooter every now and then, lovely stuff. organic too

 

[Eric Potts]

Rich mahogany and leather bound books.

 

[zefarelly]

Rich mahogany and leather bound books.

False leg and old shoes, are you a pirate?

 

[Mackenzie]

Bold washing liquid, with an undertone of hay and diesel.

 

[dennis]

Clunge!

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Third wave coffee and Armani Code.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

After 5 days at Glastonbury without a wash I was told I smelt of a cross between butter and vinegar.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

I keep a bottle of 'R' . . add a dash to the scooter every now and then, lovely stuff. organic too

"R" turns noses in your smoke [in a good way] - downside is it does goo up piston rings if used as the only lube - just an occasional dash for smell effect should be fine.
I was a Castrol sponsored rider for a while and enjoyed complementary Castrol 747 for my performance 2-strokes in the '80s - 747 was fiendishly expensive but the mix ratio halved so could burn more gas and less oil - the beginning of the synthetic era ...

 

[The Clamp]

When I worked at a farm animal feed factory in my youth, I smelt of hops and leather. In a bad way.

 

[DanR]

Weekdays, Lynx Africa
Weekends, a splash of Hai Karate

 

[Muzzy]

Old Spice innit. Brut is so 70s

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Ok as The Apprentice is on soon, this is the bellend that said that people from Brighton stink.
Lots of the contestants over all the series have made my piss boil but few more than this w***er.
From Tuesdays Celebs Go Dating, he is supposed to be impressing his date.

https://youtu.be/g65fqHv_lRE