[TV] What do you smell of?

[Blatter]

Farts

 

[Gabbafella]

Vagina and Joop in my younger years.
Now it's desperation and deep heat.

Not long before I reach the age where TCP becomes a cologne.

 

[Bakero]

Anyone wondering who it was that said this?

No.

 

[el punal]

Chanel for Men cologne - an absolute babe magnet, at least that’s what I was told.

 

[Yes Chef]

Billingsgate market on a busy prep day

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

No.

Ok
But just to put it out there that it wasn't me.
As The Apprentice is on tonight, I will say that it was a past contestant and I know that any fans of the programme will not be surprised who it was.

 

[el punal]

Oh the irony!

 

[jakarta]

Elderberries...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSo0duY7-9s

 

[schmunk]

Chanel for Men cologne - an absolute babe magnet, at least that’s what I was told.

Perhaps you smell like rotting vegetables.

 

[el punal]

Perhaps you smell like rotting vegetables.

Oink! Oink!

 

[SAC]

Teen Spirit.

 

[zefarelly]

A blend of essential oils

2-stroke, hypoid & Castrol R mostly.

 

[Insel affe]

pickled onion monster munch

 

[zefarelly]

pickled onion monster munch

I remember the scampi nik-nak days.

 

[Insel affe]

I remember the scampi nik-nak days.

Orange fingers

 

[brightn'ove]

Latex

 

[MJsGhost]

Head & shoulders, toothpaste and sh|t

 

[Titanic]

Damp horse and a whiff of chicken poo.

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

Like a wild cat ranging across the savanna without a care in the world.
Like the essence of happiness trapped in a bottle.
Like the dreams of angels have rained down upon me.
Like the sun's rays have kissed me in a gentle embrace.

tl;dr - Lynx Africa

 

[The Clamp]

Dove women. I cannot stand the smell of deodorants made for men and so use a roll-on designed for women. Smells fresh, not particularly feminine and doesn’t leave me smelling like a thirsty teenage boy on his way to meet at a girl at the marina for bowling and pizza and a quick fingerblast on parking level 3.