What do you do after having Sex?

[SurreySeagulls]

Close the casket

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

tell the police where the nasty man (danny seagull) touched me

 

[upthealbion1970]

watch the mrs lick my cock clean

 

[Nathan]

post the video online

 

[tonymgc]

Blog about it

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

Get my rolling pin out....... to start making another Apple Pie.

A buy one get one free gag there.

 

[Manny]

Apologise.

 

[clippedgull]

Ask the director if we need to re-shoot any angles.

 

[oldboyroy]

Roll of and fart!!!!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

High five the bloke at the other end of the spit roast and shout uhhhhh yeaaahhhh

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

What is sex ?.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Say "Oh....you're still here then?"

 

[public school boy]

Wash the Condom out for next time.

 

[WhingForPresident]

A Marlboro Red after sex is truly one of life's greatest pleasures.
I also tend to smile at myself and believe I am some kind of f***ing James Bond if I manage to get through an entire 45 minutes while Soccer Saturday is on in the background, then violently come all over her at the same time Jeff is creaming himself over a Hartlepool goal.



What?

 

[drew]

Take off and hang up my Albion shirt ready for next time!!!

 

[magoo]

Put the binoculars away.

 

[public school boy]

Expect to be locked up for 4 years

 

[Soul Finger]

Wait for her to go to the bathroom before violently dropping one's guts.

 

[robbo2u]

Shout SHIZAAAAAM!

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Roll over and have a cigarette like Don Draper would.