What do you do after having Sex?

[Kazenga <3]

Deflate her and put her back in the cupboard

 

[pintsawhiskey]

1 Phone the wife and tell her that you are on your way home.
2 Pay the girl £50.00 and thank her very much.
3 Feed the guide Dog
4 beg your Sister/ Brother not to tell your parents
5 Give your conquest a bag of sweets

Any additions?

Find another seat on the bus!

 

[Marc1901]

Get a beer

 

[Mo Gosfield]

Untie the vicar...help clean up the altar steps...and leave a little something on the collection plate.

 

[happypig]

Get her to give me my pocket money

 

[Andrew]

Put her back in the fridge.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Anyone going to do a poll on favourite sexual position as I don't think its been done before ?. I will go for Doggy Fashion. Thanks in anticipation.

 

[AlbionKebabs]

Rape her face for good measure.

 

[p.o.g]

wheel my gran back to the home

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Anyone going to do a poll on favourite sexual position as I don't think its been done before ?. I will go for Doggy Fashion. Thanks in anticipation.

Doggy "fashion" ? f*** me, it really has been a long time for you ain't it?

 

[Whitterz]

go home to my wife

 

[Bakesy]

Run like f*** and hope nobody saw me

 

[Helter]

£50. Where did you go, some back ally next to Kings Cross with a smack whore.

 

[throbinson]

Wipe my cock on the curtains then go asleap

 

[SurreySeagulls]

Tell the Cub he did a good bob a job

 

[seagullsdaz]

Turn the light on

 

[tonymgc]

Put the frog back in the pond

 

[HastingsSeagull]

My mate actually told a girl other week that "that was in my top 5 all time". Then tried to make it sound better by telling her 3 of the other 4 were all a particular ex.

Was drunk and intended as a compliment but all hell seem to break loose heard by his siblings who have confirmed story

 

[magoo]

Put her nappy back on.

 

[Jimbo26]

Whisper in mums ear 'Whats for breakfast in the morning ?'